Greenland: *gets up on tabe* That's the way, uh huh, uh huh!

Veneto: *sexy hip dances on table* I like it! uh huh uh huh!

China: o_o

Japan: o_o

Fourth wall: o_o

Universe: o_o

Everything else I can think of: O_o

Host Russia: kokolkolkolkol! TIME TO ANNOUNCE WHO VILL BE GOING TO ZE "HETALIAWOOD"  FOR SOME REASON!

Judge China: aruaruaruaru!

Everyone: *sweat sweat* (/0_0)/  (^0_0^) \(0_0\) (v0_0v) 

Russia: England and America,

England and America: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY!!!!!!!!!!

Russia: Taiwan & Veneto!

Taiwan and Veneto: Yaaaay!

Russia: Japan & China!

Japan & China: :D woo hooo!

Host Russia: Zhat's all o3o

Seychelles, Wy, and Sealand: WHAT?!

NUUUUUU!!!!!

WE WANNA GO TO HETALIAWOOOD! D:

Wy: It's been my DREAM since I was a CHILD!!!!!!!

Sealand: No, it was--

Wy: *slaps Sealand and zips his mouth shut*

Sealand: ;-; 

Russia: Vell, Sor-ry! *sassy Z snaps* You weren't picked by the judges! 

Judges: >_> <_< ^_^ v_v sorry.

Veneto: *grabs a scratch ticket for everyone except China*

China: ;A; aru ;-;

Prussia: *in tune of "Twinkle Twinkle"* Kesesesesesese~!

Taiwan: I WON THE LOTTERY! >:D

>;D

>XD

>:P

I WOOON

A/N: Well, THAT was random.