Spain's random pick-up lines

Spain: If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the ocean.

Hawaii: >////<

~10 Mintues later~

Spain: Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? ;)

Hawaii: N-Nee chan...! O////O *runs to Antarctica and nosebleeds*

~10 Mintues later~

Spain: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Hawaii: That's not original...

Spain: But you know you like it!

~10 Mintues later~ 

Spain: Your like a boomerang, you keep coming into my mind!

Hawaii: ....

 ~10 Mintues later~

Spain: You know the human body is made of 95% water? Lucky for me, I'm a bit thirsty  ;D

Hawaii: NEE CHAN!!!

~10 Mintues later~ 

Spain: Hey, Do you know how to play Pokemon? If you do, you can definitely use my pokeballs >W< 

Hawaii: MEOW! *slaps him with Princess Peach's frying pan*

~10 Mintues later~ 

Spain: Hawaii, I have no more pick up lines. So I'm just gonna say.. "Te Amo".

Hawaii: That's all I wanted to hear!~ ^^

 

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