A/N: If you're gonna flip out while reading this, you should've checked that this story IS for the mature XD ahahahah okieokie, read along if you wont die on the way.

Germany: Hmm this is actually-- *looks at sliced tomato which looks like a ______.....* AUUUGH ITS A TOMATO VAGINA!!!!! 

Austria: *plays music* DUNDUNDUNDUDNNNN!

Germany: AAAHHHH..... AHHHHHGHGH.. AHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGH.......

Japan: *carelessly eats tomato*

Germany: O////O

Japan: umm, Germany-san? are you ok?

Germany: O////e Y-y-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!