England: I'm glad you've all attended the world conference meeting FOR ONCE. 

China: *snicker* heehee! aru! >W<

England: I would like to introduce a new country!

America: A COUNTRY?! OR A STATE?!

England: *checks papers* Oh, a state!

America: HELL YEAH!

Japan: Hmm, I want to meet him/her.

England: It's a her.

France: I want to meet her right away, oui!

Spain: Hmm... I want to check her out too, si!

Hawaii: !!!!!!!

Spain: *cuddles Hawaii* I was joking, hermosa! <3

Hawaii: You better be. >W<

Russia: Magic metal pipe of--

Antarctica: *holds the pipe with russia* Pain.

Russia: O////O

Antarctica: ^/////^

England: =_= I can never finish, can I?!

Russia: No, da. xD

England: =_= We have a new state...

America: HEROOO!

China & Japan: *neko costumes* Minna Saiko arigatou! Ka-ka-ka-kawaii!

Hong Kong and Korea: Meooow~

Prussia: I'm too awesome to be here!

Germany: Prussia, You're actually not awesome at all.

Prussia: Shut up, Vest!

Italy: Pasta, ve!~

Romano: *staring at Spain and Hawaii* W-What happened to Spamano.... tomato bastard-o...

England: EVERYONE, SHUT UP!!

Greece: O.O

Everyone else: O.O .....

England: Thank you! Now, the new state who will be joining us is... Nebraska!

Nebraska: Hi! :3 I'm Nebraska!

America: Dayum.

Nebraska: ???

America: Idk, you're just hot... Very hot...

Nebraska: O.O *runs to dorm room*

~A few minutes later~

Nebraska: Oh, look, pepsi! 

*someone knocks on door*

Nebraska: *opens door* Hello?

China: Ni hao! I'm China, you're roommate!

Nebraska: Oh, Hello! :D

Prussia & Antarctica: *running around with brooms, pretending they're air guitars* DISCO POGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nebraska: A-Are they okay?

China: Oh, they're fine. They're always this loud, you'll get used to it.

Nebraska: ^_^ Okay, cool!

China: Hey, are you going to America's party tonight? It's at 12:00 to 7:00 >W< (thats a long time)

Nebraska: Ohh, I do love me some good par-taay time! :D