Greece: Hi :3

Antarctica: Heyyy~

Greece: So, th-- MOCHI COME BACK!

Mochi: Meowww~~~ *walks away*

Antarctica: Is this really where you sleep?

Greece: Yes, It used to be my mother's ruins, and it fell apart drastically.

Antarctica: Ohh. 

Greece: Yea-- MEOW!

Antarctica: H-Hercales?

Greece: meooww~~ *purr*

Antarctica: O.O 

Greece: Ohhh Aphrodite, You sexy thing

Antarctica: O////O Isn't she like the god of love or something? I though she was really sexy stuff!

Greece: *Eyes widen* ANTARCTICA! YOU'RE PULLING ON MY C-CURL!

Antarctica: W-WHA...?! *looks at finger tangled with his hair curl

CRAP.