(Soo, in this chapter, Canada and America are fighting over England. WHO'S SHIPPIN'?)

America: Free from the meter of programming, 

"I like you"- Just kidding. The usual complaints.

Bolts?

Nuts?

They're all just bad.

My gaze on you, a dangerous war!

Canada: My chest pounding, shoot an arrow in my heart, you know?

I'll use my feminine powers and take you down, B*TCH!

America: >:O

Canada: *pokes america* Only you, you make me SICK,

So hear this verse--

America: KICK! :D

Hey, look over at me,

Both of them: give us a kiss!

England: O////O

Canada: With the lips of a liar

America: Show me the limits

of you deceit

Canada: I wont take

Anyone but you and more-

Wont you let me

Both: Be even fore selfish?

Both: Selfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish?

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish?

(dance! :3)

America: Love's a winning streak

only for seasoned veterans

spout lies,

show off

lean in and

fall down

Canada: *grabs England* Your turn giving me

usual troubled face

America: *grabs England* yeah yeah. Hey! are you even listening?!

BUT, I can't bring myself to hate that part of you,

and you're a step

above you'd hit me

I can't talk back

I can't talk back, I just can't say a thing!

Canada: The angry face I show you is fake

Rely on my even moreeee

Desire even more, moree

America: Love me!

Canada: Love me!

America: Love me!

Both: Do!

Canada: Give me!

America: Give me!

Canada: Give me!

Both: Hug!

Canada: Trouble yourself

over me even mooooore!

I want you, want you

to bother me for it!

America: Love me!

Canada: Love me!

America: Love me!

Both: Do!

Canada: Give me!

America: Give me!

Canada: Give me!

Both: Hug!

America: Love me, baby, baby!

Give me, very very

Please, go ahead,

do it so rough there's no time to breathe (omigosh)

beasty gimmick gimmick 

Knock out, gimmi gimmi

Canada: I wanna be destroyed with us as we are right now

Knock down

America: Love me, baby, baby!

Give me, very very

Take out tha--

England: O///O *nosebleeds everywhere* I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE WHAT IS MY LIFE GUWAAAHG!!!!!!!1 *runs to author's dorm room*

England: WRITER CHAN Y--

Writer: *playing poker with germany, netherlands, and denmark* ... I-It's not what it looks like.... O.O