America: please!

England: No!

America: Just one cheese burger!

England: NO!

America: *shoves cheese burger up his mouth* I KNOW HOW USELESS I AM, SO SHUT UP ;-;

England: O.O

America: JUST LET ME DIEEEEEE

England: Wow, this is good.

America: Really?

England: Yes.

America: Want some fries to go with that?