Fance: ohonhonhon~ hello, mes amours, aka Hetalia TV! It's me, your one and only France. Or, mes amours can call me Francis~

Veneto: GOOOOSH YOU SUCK AT THIS LET ME DO  THE HOSTING

*veneto falls in a hole made by China*

China: S-Sorry aru!!!

Veneto: *hiss*

Antarctica: I'll be her replacement! :D

England: O.O And I'm recording this crap...

Antarctica: Fellow countries!! Welcome back to Hetalia TV! I'm your host, Antarctica! :3

France: Hmm. not bad, mon petite fleur.

America: Well, at least she didn't call everyone "MON AMOUR". bleh.

Antarctica: Today's the day! Chapter 69! 

Canada: Eww... but...

Cuba: YAY MY FIRST APPERANCE HI MOM HI DAD

Antarctica: I can't believe Canada's friends with this dude... -.-

America: TODAY WE WILL BE REVEALING EACH AND EVERY COUNTRY'S SECRETS!!!

starting with...

Antarctica: CHINA!

China: WHY, ARU?!

Antarctica: >:3 becausee....

China: Fine. When I was a child, I stole a dumpling from a local noodle store. 

America: Seriously? that's all?!

China: FINE!!! ONCE, when I was taking care of Japan as a small child... I.... I...

Germany: You vhat?

China:... I kissed him... aru.

Japan: You-- WHAT ME?!

China: NOTHING ARU!