Germany: Hello, Antarctica

Antarctica: Heya, Ludwig :3

Germany: *thinking: she knows my name O////O* Uhh, so, how's your stay hat Hetalia W. Academy/University?

Antarctica: It's great! Although, my only friends are England, Canada, and Greece.... Maybe I should form alliances with America or China..

Germany: Well, if you ever want to become alliances, we can always talk about it over some beer shots or something.

Antarctica: Umm, sure..? But I was thinking we could just jump to a straight-up well fare thing? or  maybe just import and export some goods...?

Germany: Guns, tanks, I've got it all!

Antarctica: I'm not really thinking any weapons yet. How 'bout just trading simple stuff, like maybe... parkas! I've got tons of parkas and snow shoes! :D 

Germany: Hmmm.... now that you mention it, the weather's been pretty cold.. lately the temperature's been at -1 Celsius..

Antarctica: So! What for a cozy, warm parka?

Germany: .... A sack of grenades if you ever get in war with Russia.

Antarctica: Me and Russia were about to be alliances!

Germany: O.O W-WHAT?!

Antarctica: I'm... gonna go be one with Greece.

Germany: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?

Greece: O////O 

England: JUST when this was getting normal!!!