Antartica: Helloo~! I'm Antarctica!

England: eWe hellooooo *evil snicker while reading something*

Antarctica: Umm, what are you reading?

England: Nothing *troll face*

Antarctica: Oka-- OH MY GOSH! IS THAT MY...?

England: a DIARYYYYY?~

Antarctica: N-No! It's not like that!!!

England: Silly girl... It's a diary! 

Antarctica: *blush* O-Okay! It's a diary....! (thinking: I hope he didn't read page 25....)

England: Uhh, I just finished reading page 25...? (what a coincidence XD)

Antarctica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!   *flails arms and legs*