20% Cooler

Veneto: We kidnapped the Writer so we can do the sing-off! :D

Prussia: CUZ WE'RE 20% COOLER!

Writer: >#< mmmmph! *hands and feet tied behind back and mouth taped*

America: *grabs a microphone* ;D heyyyy! 

Iggycorn: :P NYEHGHGHHTGHTGHTGHG!

NYAAAHAHAHAJ

HEJSJDJJD

America: *hops on iggy* UP, UP, AND AWAYYYYY! 

*they fly away into the horizon*

Greenland: o3o well, that was something.

ANYWAYS, OFF TO THE AUDITIONS!

~Auditions~!

Judges: Romano, Germany, and China

Greenland: ewww you picked ROMANO as a judge?!

Japan: Yeah? So what?

Greenland: HE'S GROOOOOSSSSSS AND HAS COOTIES!!!!!!!

Veneto: BIG FRATELLO!!!!

Spain: Si-- ohh, it's you. What do you want-a?

Veneto: O_O a tomato

Spain: *trows her a tomato* there, happy?

Veneto: VERY >:3

~1ST CONTESTANTS~

Host Russia: Seychelles and Belarus, singing "Singing In Ze Shower" By Becky .G :3 DAA! 

Austria: *plays violin for a while then stops*

Seychelles: *obvious anime dance moves* You light me up inside

Like the 4th of July,

Whenever you're around 

I always seen to smile

Belarus: And people ask me how

but you're the reason why I'm

Dancing in the mirror

Both: AND SINGING IN THE SHOWER!

LA DA DEE

LA DA DAAAA

LA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

SINGING IN THE SHOWER!

LA DA DEE

LA DA DAAAA

LA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Judges: *applaud* :3

Host Russia: NEEEEEEEEEEXT UP!

Veneto and Taiwan singing "Me And My Broken Heart" by Rixton! (I love this song so much!!!! P.S, MY HEART IS TAKEN, NOT BROKEN O3O he knows who he is :3)

Taiwan: Shotgun

aimed at my heart, you've got one

Tear me apart and then some

How do we call this love?

Woah oh oh!

Veneto: I try

to run away but your eyes

tell me to stay, oh why-y?

Why do we call this love?

Woah oh oh!

Judges: *applaud* Nicee~

Host Russia: NEEEXT UP ISSSSSS

China and Japan singing "SUGAR" by Maroon5! (I wub dis song ;-;)

Japan: I'm hurting babe,

I'm broken down

I need your loving

loving

I need it now

When I'm without ya

I'm something weak

you've got me begging

begging

I'm on mah knees!

China: I don't wanna be needing your love

I just wanna be deep in your love

and it's killing me when you're away!

Both: Ooh, baby!

Japan: Cuz I really don't care where you are

I just wanna be there where you are

China: And I gotta get one little tastee!~

(lol why XD)

Judges: *applauding AGAIN LOL* :3 good, good!

Russia: Now, America and England (swiggity my otp :O) singing "20% Cooler" by Homestuck (DIS SONG IS SUUU KEWL THIS SONG IS MAH JAM)

England: Shhh, reduce that treble 

that's a 8 or a 9 ,I think they're on my level

like a rebel in a bunker

getting shelled with a motor

bump up and down (shit XD)

Cuz I think you 'oughta....

America: Put your hand on mah thighhhhh XD

Don't be coy I can hear you sighhhh

(O.O) Grindin' yo hips I'll be flashing my pink

and 10 seconds flat

Both: YOU'LL BE BACK WITH A DRINK

OHHH!

Judges: *applaud* :P kewl lol bruh

Writer: ^#^ mmmph! (Yaay! my otp!)

Russia: *cough cough* umm, sealand and wy... singing....  Firestone, By Conrad Sewell. (ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOUL SONGS O_O)

Sealand: Our hearts are like Firesones

When they strike

we feel the love

spark of light

they ignite our bones

when they strike

we light up the wooooooooooooorrrld

Sealand and Wy: We light up the wooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrlllllddd~

Wy: Our hearts are like firestones

When they strike

we feel the love

spark of light

they ignite our bones

when they strike

we light up the wooooooooooooorrrld

Sealand and Wy: We light up the wooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrlllllddd~

Judges: *applauding and crying* THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!

:D

Sealand: o3o

Wy: o3o

Host Russia: And lastly, Japan and Korea, singing  A MALE COVER of 

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ (lol you dont need to understand just roll with it)

Japan: *sexy voice* PONPON DASHITEEE~

(I swear this is the lyrics go look it up) SHIMAEBA I I NO\

ZEN ZEN SOMETHING SOMETHING

TSUMANARA I DESHO

HEADPHONE KAKETE 

RIZUMUNI NOSETEEEE~

WAYWAY AKETE

ATASHI WO ICHI NO

Korea: PON PON TSUTSUMU

IROIRO SOMETHING SOMETHING DONDON KITERU

WARU SOMETHING BLAH BLAH BLAH

SOUSOU I I NO

Both: :3 A~ A~ YOU MAKE ME HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Judges: *weak applauding* o_o uhhhhhhhh.......?

A/N: :3 HEY!!! It's Skyfall again!!!! o3o!!!!!!

SOOOOO, Remember when I said "My heart is taken, not broken"????

WELP, he knows that he's the best person ever, and he knows that he's sweeter than sugar <3

I wanted to write this for him o3o... It's just a kewl song (ONE OF MY SOUL SONGS): 

Into a place where thoughts can bloom

Into a room where it's nine in the afternoon

And we know that it could be

And we know that it should

And you know that you feel it too

Cause it's nine in the afternoon

And your eyes are the size of the moon

You could 'cause you can so you do

We're feeling so good

just the way that we do

When it's nine in the afternoon

Your eyes are the size of the moon

You could 'cause you can so you do

We're feeling so good <3

A/N: Yeaaah, just a little somethin' somethin' for him o3o



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