LORD MAMA 

ANTARCTICA IS 14 MILLION SQUARE KILOMETERS, SHE'S ONE OF THE TALLEST CHARACTERS

BUT SHE'S BEING PUSHED AROUND BY TAIWAN

TAIWAN IS ONLY 36 193 SQUARE KILOMETERS

EUGH

I HATE TAIWANS... EUGH

Antarctica: EUGHKNSJOEFQR3IOH2UKT4HGEWJLVK;APEFIQ4T29UO3Y5HIGERLJ;SFEKAI04T2Y 

Taiwan: Hey, Antarcti--

Antarctica: *HISSS*

Taiwan: O.O

Antarctica: DIE!!! *drags Hawaii, Spain, Russia and Nebraska away from Taiwan*

Spain, Hawaii, Russia, and Nebraska: ._.