(I don't even know why I put that picture there, It just looks nice..-- AWESOME)

Hawaii: Siri, when is the world going to end?

Siri: As long as you keep me charged, we should be just fine.

Hawaii: O_o

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America: Make me a sandwich!

Siri: I'm not permitted to make food.

America: D: *trembles in fear*

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Antarctica: Roll a die!

Siri: Ok... twenty-one.

Antarctica: WHAT THE FU--

Hawaii: Shh... Nee-chan.... shh....

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Russia: What is 0 divided by 0? 

Siri: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

Russia: Kolkolkolkol... *takes out pipe* -J-

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France: Hey, siri! I'm naked!!!

Siri: I do not understand what you mean by 'naked'. Or, at least I'm going to pretend I dont...