Russia: *looks around*... *sees that the whole room in empty* .....

Ru ssia: *takes off shirt* I was born to do this. ^J^

Russia: *turns on some song idk* 

Russia: *stands on the table* MY ABS ARE SEXY. DA.

Antarctica: *walks in* Hey, Ru-- OH MYAH LAWD.. O///////////////////////////////////////////////////O

Russia: O_O S-Sorry...

Antarctica: Those abs though.. o////////////////||//////////////o

Russia: Oooh? You like what you see, da?

Antarctica: O/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////O *walks away*