Romano: Every night, when I was young,

Tomato bastardo-- I mean, Spain, walked into my room and told me a bedtime story.

But once night, he told me a story I could never forget.

Shrek is love...

Shrek is life...

~ Flashback ~

Spain: Once there was a huge green ogre.

His name was..

Shrek.

His skin was like an onion.

Onions.

You know, onions have layers.

He had a donkey friend.

Eh

good night.

*walks away*

Chibi! Romano: .....

...

._.

Shrek..

Shrek is love...

Shrek is life...

~ End of flashback ~

Romano: *whispers* I came in like a shreking ball.

...

Shrek: HI