(YES!! Finally!! A riff-off!!! :DDD Don't know what a riff-off is? I'll explain:3 It's simply just a sing-off, but with teams. But since this is Hetalia, there's no teams-- so everyone's going solo :3 . Someone is the host/judge, and they randomly select a category to sing about, for example: Songs about cats :D. The person who doesn't impress the crowd with their voice is OUTTA HERE! ;) Enjoy, my kitties~ [Bleh I'm so weird oLo] P.S, This riff-off is based on the movie Pitch Perfect 2. :D it's amazing, go watch it :DDD P.P.S, These songs are actual songs, I can't make up any music because I'm a derp who can only sing covers ;w; )

England: *the obvious judge* Alright, everyone! The riff-off has started! :D The first two people are........

America: *drum roll.....* ;D fuck yesh roll dat drum...

England: *pulls out a paper from an envelope* ... Nebraska and Prussia!

Prussia: KESESESESE~

Nebraska: Oh, yaaaay ^^

England: And the category is.... *spins a spinner*

Spinner: :D *eternally spins and stops at one point*

England: Songs about food! X3

China: 3.... 2... 1.... START!!! :D

Nebraska: *jumps on stage* It's raining tacos! From outta the sky! TA-COS!! :D No need to ask why! Just open your mouth, and close your eyes!! ITS RAINING TACOS!!

Prussia: NUGGET IN A BISCUIT NUGGET IN A BISCUIT

Antarctica: DUDE!! That's so boring :T

Prussia: Hater -_-

Antarctica: JUST GET OFF STAGE

Prussia: ;-; *walks off stage* I'M TOO AWESOME FOR ZHIS *flies away*

Japan: *bangs the gong* 0_0 THIS GONG IS KIRRING MY EARS

England: Looks like Prussia is out! ^_^ Nebraska has advanced onto the finals. The next two is....

China: :O *throws him an envelope*

England: TAIWAN AND ANTARCTICA!!! ooooh, unlucky combo >:3

Antarctica: WHAT?!?!?1 FUCK NO

Taiwan: 030 Why do you hate me...

Antarctica: SHUT UP  t(oAot)

Taiwan: O-O

England: *spins le spinny wheel*

Spinner: :D *eternally spins and stops*

England: Songs about captivity! Ooh, this is gonna be tough :3

Taiwan: *ahem* JAPAN PUT THE SPOTLIGHT ON MEEE~

Japan: o_o'' *slowly puts spotlight on her*

Taiwan: :3.... *clears throat*

Antarctica: (╬◣д◢)!! (lol that's kinda scary...)

Taiwan: You've got me in chaaiiins~ Got me in chains for your looove~ But I wouldn't change, I wouldn't change this love..~ Tryin' to break the chains but the chains only break mee~!

Antarctica: ... *ahem* ... 

Everyone: *staring* O.O

Antarctica: And oh, oh, ooohh~ I was a king under your control~ And oh, oh, ooooh~ I wanna feel like you've let me go~ So let me goooooo, ooooooh~ ooooooooh~

England: Hhhhhmmmm.... both ladies are still in the game! 

Taiwan: Yaay! ^-^

Antarctica: WHAAAAT?!?!??! (╬/◣д◢)/!!

England: Sorry, broski! ^^'' Next up is...

China: *throws an envelope* hehe I like this job ^^

England: Hawaii and Iceland ^^

Hawaii: W-WHAAAAAAA? O.O

Iceland: HAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!? OoO

England: This is so unexpected owo. So... song category isssss...

Spinner: >;D *spins* hehehheheehehhehehehhee *stops spinning*

England: Songs about STARS!!! Movie stars, actual stars in the sky, WHATEVER ^^

Hawaii: YATTA~!!! *runs to the stage* Did you see that shooting star tonight~ Were you dazzled by the same constellation-on? 

Iceland: We are stars an--

Denmark: *laughing* >w<

Iceland: ;-; 

Hong Kong: FUUUUUUUUUUUU *kicks Iceland off stage* :D

Hawaii: O.O *traumatized* W-W-W-WHA... SPAAAAIIIIIIN KUUUUUN!!!

England: Welp, looks like Iceland is out >w<

Japan: *bangs gong* UGH IM REAVING O_O MY EARS ARE DEAD

England: Hawaii has moved onto the finals!

Hawaii: YESSSSSS *jumps into Spain's arms*

Spain: >W< *huggle*

England: ALRIGHT NEXT W--

China: *throws envelope* :'D

England: Okaaaay.... *opens envelope* America and... Canada :3

Canada: Why me... *huggles Nebraska and tries to hide in her jacket*

Nebraska: O/////////O... I b-believe in you, Mattie, now go sing.. :3 

Antarctica: Aww, words of inspiration :3

Canada: O-Okay... But I'm not as good as my brother..

Antarctica: *pushes Canada on stage* :3

America: ehehehe >W<

England: *spins le spinner*

Spinner: >w< *spins and stops lol im too lazy to add anymore description*

England: SONGS ABOUT... LOVE. 

America x Canada Shippers: *squeals* OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG

America: ¬_¬ .... *walks away* I will not ship myself with that... Moose-loving maple twat

Canada & Author-chan: *cries* D':

England: Well then... Canada automatically wins :3

Canada: :'D

~ Time skip, brought to you by Antarctica's creepy angry face... (╬◣д◢)!!~

Hawaii: We'll continue this riff-off in the next chapter... Because of... author chan..

Author Chan: *breathing heavily* I NEED MORE WRITING INSPIRATION... *sprawls on the floor*

Antarctica: O.O *jumps onto Russia's lap* God that thing is scary

Russia: ^J^ Sunflower, why are you sitting on me...

Antarctica: O//O *sprawls off him*