America: *making Pancakes* Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna be! bacon, bacon, Im'ma put 'em in the pancakes! Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna be, bacon PANCAAAAAAAAAAAKES~

Canada: That's my job ;w;

America: Not anymore! *flips bacon pancakes, but it lands on his face* ....

Canada: That's why you let Canadians make pancakes for breakfast! ^w^ *pours maple syrup on America*