Italy: Veee~! I am-a Mario! And you're-a Luigi!

Romano: .... -_- .... weegeee.....

Italy: Today we save princess Peach! :D Or in this case, Princess Doitsu!

Germany: *screaming from a high tower* HAAAAALP

Romano: Save Princess Potato Bastard from who exactly?

Italy: I was hoping you'd ask-a that~! We save Princess Doitsu from Bowser! Or, in other words, Prussia!

Prussia: KESESESESESESESE!!!!!!! >:D 

Germany: HAAAAALP

Italy: We have allies, too~! Like Female Robin! :D in other words... Hawaii! 

Hawaii: >:D IM ROBIIIIIN~ YEAAAH

Italy: And we have Link! Err, Antarctilink!

Antarctica: FUCK YEAH IM LINK

Italy: And Zero Suit Nebraska! >w<

Nebraska: This suit is so tight... But whatever, I still have a sexy body~

Romano: -_-... Italy, you weirdo...