There was once a little girl--boy-- whatever with huge-ass eyebrows, frolicking in a garden of sunflowers with his--her--WHATEVER-- his favorite golden ball. There was a river next to him, which he didn't notice because of his big, hairy, eyebrows. He slipped on a bottle of vodka (kolkolkol), and dropped his ball into the river. The little boy wouldn't DARE jump into the water and get his beautiful ball gown wet (Iggy + ball gown = truly gay). Shrieking, he tried to get it back with a stick- but obviously he failed. There was a little green frog in the river. The frog leaped towards the ball, and retrieved it for the little boy.

"Thank you!" The little boy said, grabbing the ball.

"De rien. For returning your ball, I would like you to make a promise for me."

"Sure, whatever."

"I want you to let me live with you"

"whateveryeahsuremeh"

The little boy ran back home with his ball.

~

A few hours later, there was a knock on the door. Since everyone in the household was too lazy to answer the door, the hardworking canadian maid rushed to the door.

"H-hello...?" He said, peeking his head out of the door.

"Down here." The frog called.

"Ohhhhhh...... COOL" The canadian maid exclaimed

"I believe I made a deal with this..... boy... I think his name is Ar--"

"ARTIE!!! IT'S FOR YOUUUUUU"

Lazily, Arthur got up and looked at the frog.

"Oh, frog. its you."

"You promised me something!" The frog began "you said you'd let me live with you."

"NOOOO D:"

The canadian maid shook his head and looked at arthur.

"A promise is a promise. Right, alfred?" The canadian maid said, looking at the american shoemaker. 

"ehehehehehe..." The american giggled, carving a clog.

"Eh... Sorry, he didn't drink his coffee this morning.. and I think he fell off a mountain at birth or something. Anyways, ARTHUR, A PROMISE IS A PROMISEEEE"

"aww... Fineeeee..."

~

"FLUFF MY PILLOW"

"MAKE ME TEA"

"MASSAGE MY LITTLE FROGGIE TOES"

demand after demand, arthur did everything the frog asked.

"OK, IM SICK OF THIS!!!", arthur exclaimed "THIS IS YOU VERY LAST REQUEST BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT!!!"

The frog hopped onto the table next to arthur and whispered

"I want a kiss~"

"DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KISS A FROG?! I'LL GER HERPIES OR SOME SHI--"

The frog immediately kisses him anddddddddd...

POOF! A handsome french man appeared before Arthur.

"Bonjour, mon amour~" The man began "Je m'appelle Francis~" (my name is francis)

Arthur dropped his books, and gazed into the french man's eyes "MARRY ME" Arthur shrieked

"OUI, MON AMOUR" Francis exclaimed, carrying Arthur bridal style

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