Spain: I am the King of turtles! :D

*spins around with turtles*

Turtle #1: We worship you, Spain! :D

Spain: YAAY! My turtle plushies are talking to me!

Turtle #2: wear that shell over there! It's written in your destiny!

Spain: Okay..! If you say so, turtle! *wears laundry basket*

Ciana, Nebraska, and Akita: O.e

Hawaii: Alright, who gave Spain the drugs?