Hawaii: *turns on the stereo*

America: *twitch* I KNOW THAT TUNE...

Canada: *twitch* I KNOW THAT TUNEEEE...

America: Oh-- OH GOD.. NOT THIS SONG..!!!!

Canada: Oh-- OH GOD.. NOT THIS SONG..!!!!

America: *sexual tension/glare*

Canada: *glare* It's either Canadian idiot or American idiot... I BET YOU 3 PANCAKES IT ISN'T CANADIAN IDIOT!!!

America: oh yeah? I bet you A MONTHS WORTH OF BURGERS IT ISN'T AMERICAN IDIOT!

Stereo: DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!!!

Canada: WOOOOO! *tears off his shirt*

Nebraska: Hey gu-- *looks at Canada's abs* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... O////////////////O *walks away, trying not to blush*

America: NOOOO!!!! D: *slumps on the floor*

Antarctica: o-o... You shouldn't have bet your burgers...

Stereo: DONT WANT A NATION UNDER THE NEW MANIA

CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF HYSTERIA?

THE SUBLIMINAL MIND FUCK AMERICA

America: *screams and curls up into a ball*

Antarctica: O^O

Hawaii: eWe nyaaaaa~

Stereo: WELL MAYBE IM THE FAGGOT AMERICA

America: *rolling on the floor*

Stereo: IM NOT PART OF A REDNECK AGENDA

America: *sobs*

Hawaii: o-o *changes the stereo music*

Stereo: DONT WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!

Canada: *drops a plate of pancakes* O-O

Stereo: DONT WANNA BE SOME BEER SWILLIN HOCKEY NUT

AND DO I LOOK LIKE SOME FROSTBITTEN HOSE-HEAD?

I NEVER LEARNED MY ALPHABET FROM A TO ZED!

Canada: *chokes* D'8

Stereo: THEY THINK THEY'RE SILLY ACCENT IS SO CUTE

CAN'T UNDERSTAND A THING THEY'RE TALKING ABOOT!

Canada: E-EH?! 

America: WE'RE EVEN, STEVEN!

Canada: IT'S MATTHEW!

America: WHATEVER SUCK MY FLORIDA

Canada: SUCK  ON MY SASKATCHEWAN!

America: WHAT'S A SASCATCHE-WHATEVER

Canada: FORGET IT O-O 

America: SUCK MY FLORIDA FIRST

Canada: ... Florida?

America Deez nuts :3