Belarus: *in sweet voice* unlock the door, Ivan~

Russia: NU!

Belarus: YOU LOCKING DOORS IVAN?!?!?! *bangs on door*

Russia: *high pitched screaming* oAo

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Romano: MIGUEL AND TULIO~!

Spain: TULIO AND MIGUEL~!

Romano: Mighty and powerful...

Spain and Romano: GODS!

Hawaii: Hellooooo~

Spain and Romano: *shriek*

Hawaii: *kawaii laugh*

Romano: Depart mortal! For we... umm... Strike you! With a lightning bolt

Spain: *ninja pose* HYA!

Hawaii: *not scared or anything* owo

Spain: B-Beware the wrath of the g-gods... O////O CHICAAAA

Austria: CUT!!! SPAIN STAHP MESSING UP YOUR LINES

Spain: BEWARE THE WRATH OF MY TOMATOES

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America: BOO!

England: GAAH! STOP THAT! YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A STROKE?!

America: Hmm... Sure! Go ahead ^^

England: O_O

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Germany: You're mocking me, aren't you?

Prussia: Nope! BEHIND YOU! FAT LOOKING ALIEN!!!

Germany: WHERE?!

Prussia: *dying of laughter*

Germany: o^o

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*dramatic Mulan music in the background while everyone is training for war or someshit*

America: I'm never gonna catch my breath! *limping on the ground*

France: Say goodbye to those who knew meeeee *falls from a tree*

Prussia: Boy, I was a fool in school for cutting gym! *sprawled on the floor*

Japan: This guy's got 'em scared to death!

China: *girl voice* Hope he doesn't see right through meee! o^o

Russia: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!!! *drowning in a small puddle*

Germany: We must be swift as the coursing river~!

With all the force of a great typhoon~!

(WHO ELSE WATCHED THIS MOVIE XD)