Antarctica: If APPLE made a car, would it have WINDOWS? X3

England: Take cover, her puns are bad.

Antarctica: They're not just bad! *holds up a paper with the words "my pun" and rips it in half* They're TEARable! xDDDDD

England: *le sigh*

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Antarctica: *grates some cheese* I know my puns are cheesy. I'm just saying them cuz I feel grate today X3

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Antarctica: I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept on dropping the bass! 

America: owo...

Skrillex: *drops the bass*

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Antarctica: IGGWAD!

England: What do you want now? -_-

Antarctica: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of pepsi?

England: No...

Antarctica: he was lucky that it was a SOFT drink!!! xD

England: O-o really, who got hit in the head with soda?

Antarctica: *throws pepsi at him*

England: Ow! D:

Antarctica: There's your answer. -w-

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America: Can I have a kiss, pika chan? :3

Antarctica: SURE >W< *gives him a hersheys kiss chocolate*

America: ;w;

Antarctica: jk xD *pecks him on the cheek and runs off into lala land*

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Antarctica: THERE'S A MOUSE IN THE CUPBOARD! 

Germany: VHERE?! *opens cupboard*

Computer mouse: :D herro

Germany: -________- 

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Antarctica: Taiwan, wanna know why can't you juggle?

Taiwan: Why? ;w;

Antarctica: you don't have the BALLS to do it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Taiwan: .... ;w; ....

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Antarctica: Say the word "addicted" after everything I say!

China: Okay :3

Antarctica: What do you call someone who does drugs?

China: Addicted 

Antarctica: What do you call someone who drinks?

China: Addicted

Antarctica: Last one. What hit you in the face last night?

China: Addicted. AIYAAAH!!!!!! 

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Antarctica: UKRAINE!!!

Ukraine: Yesh? :3

Antarctica: without nipples, boobs would be pointless! xDDD

Ukraine: Stahp D:

Antarctica: Okay. Once I met a woman with 12 boobs. sounds weird, dozentit? xDDDDDDDDDD

Ukraine ;_;

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Antarctica: What do you call an elevator with darth vader in it?

Canada: What?

Antarctica: an eleVADER eWe

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Antarctica: Look at that *points at a bunny*

Hawaii: THAT BUNNY OWO

Bunny: *break dancing*

Antarctica: what..? it likes hip hop! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD