America: *dying* E-England... I.. *cough* 

England: Alfred?! What happened?!?

America: *lands in Englands arms* C-Come.. Closer, E-England.. (Huehue)

England: *tears welling up in his eyes* What do you need, America..?!

America: *pulls himself closer to England* I... Need.. I-I need..

England: What do you need?!?! *sobs and holds America closer*

America: *Gets really close to England*

England : O///////O

America: ... I need.....

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I NEED A TWEEZER TO PLUCK THOSE IGGYBROWS!!! 

England: ō_ē WANKER!

America:  *jumps out of iggy's arms* HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!  >:D

Hawaii: This is definitely going on YouTube >:333