Now my good friend Greece is always sleeping.24/7,it could be an Olympic sport if he wanted to.Now on this particular day,he called me in the middle of the night saying it was an emergency.

The panic in his voice made it sound like someone had died or something so I rushed over to his house.

"GREECE!Its ok I'm here WHATS GOIG ON?!?"

"Oh hey...I can't sleep..."

"That's why you called me over here?"

"Yes..."

I looked at him with a blank stare and took a seat across from him on the couch.Was this really the reason he called me over here?I mean he looks a bit on edge but...

"Do you know why you can't sleep?"

"No..."

"Well I mean this is weird...you not being able to sleep and all."

"Yes it is."

"Um did you try venting about Turkey ye-"

"I really can't help but punch him every time I see his stupid face.Another thing is how-"

He went on for a good 30 minutes before stopping.I as sure as hell ready to go to sleep but he was still wide awake.

"Ok....that didn't work so how about some milk and cookies?"

He nodded getting some warm milk for the both of us.

"You don't have cookies do you."

"I ate them earlier."

We sipped on the milk and I almost fell asleep if he didn't keep me awake.

"OK THEN!Music maybe?"

"Ah..."

He pulled out his phone and showed me this playlist of music Japan sent him yesterday.

"I haven't heard it yet but he said it's relaxing...."

Well at least this is Japan he's talking about...he usually is never wrong so...

We both laid down and he started to play the music,but it kept me up if anything.It was in Japanese and it just seemed to be anime intro songs.How was this relaxing?!?It just makes me want to go watch a season now!

"Ok...this isn't helping..."

"Yeah..."

I looked at him crooked for a second,somethings up.Like where the hell are his cats?That should help him go to sleep right?

"Greece where are your cats at currently?"

"I sent one to go maul Turkey but the rest should be around here...hey they should help me sleep..."

I stood up and started running around his house picking up cats and putting them on the couch he was going to be sleeping on.

"I love cats..."

"Yeah and I'm allergic to them.But I'm still here helping you go to sleep by placing cats on you."

He fell asleep swiftly after that,but when I went to go walk away he had a hand attached to my leg.I didn't want to wake him or any of the sleeping cats on him so I stayed there for the night right next to him.

I woke up sneezing the next day.

Extended Ending~

Turkey's POV

What is a little cat doing in my house?
It looks cute but it reminds me of that feta bread piece of crap Greece!

*meow*

"Come to me little buddy!"

*claws face*

"AGGH!EVIL!THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST STUPID CATS!"

Greece's POV

I wonder how my cat assassin did on getting Turkey...Hopefully well...he'll get extra cat food in the morning...