Estonia and the Mochi shop!
My friend Estonia told me that I should get a Mochi from his shop and I was cool with it.He has a bunch and I have zero idea how he keeps track of them all.
"Ok the first one.....He is from America!He's pretty-"
"FUCK YOU."
"He really doesn't like you."
This one,apparently from America,likes to curse a lot and is super loud,and eats a lot.Too much work for me.....
"Ok then....this one is from Britain...."
"Rubbish...."
"He seems to be pissed off."
This one seems really angry all the time.And he is kind of a downer.NEXT.
"Um France is next..."
He had this creepy laugh and I wanted to get away from it.The next one Estonia seemed to dislike.A lot.
"Ok this one is from Russia....I don't like it as much....For my own personal reasons....."
"Da!"
"Aw he seems cute!"
"Observe what he does next to an American one."
He moved the Russian one next to the American one and they started fighting almost immediately.He also tried putting it next to an Italian one and it started to run away.
"The Italian ones are always like that though,the only one they are ok with is the German and Japanese."
"Hey where is the one from your country?"
"Ehm over there....."
We walked over to it and it just seemed to be surrounded by sparkles and had glasses on.It was looking at a mini laptop and wasn't really facing us.
"Why is it so.....shut in I guess?"
"Hey he's not shut in!He just likes the Internet that's all!"
I giggled a bit knowing that's how Estonia is when he's not running this shop.
"How many different ones are there?"
"There is a different mochi for every country,even for Prussia."
"Ugh I can't choose one.Freaking help me choose."
"Well going by your personality I would go with the Japanese one.Quite easy to take care of and it seems to like you."
"We didn't even go over to it yet."
"It's been its been looking at you the entire time."
I turned around to where he was pointing to and saw that it looked away when I caught it staring at me.
"Hey I think I have an idea actually."
"Really?I have some more if you want to look."
"No I got this.I suites me a bit more."
I grabbed his arm and dragged him toward the cash register.
"Yeah I'm just going to take you is that fine?Yes ok let's go."
"Um I have to take care of the shop though..."
"Well then get your laptop I got videos to show you."
He seemed excited and we just sat on the floor.The Mochis kind for just sat all around us,even on or shoulders and heads just to watch the videos with us.
"Sometimes I can't believe your ideas work...."
"Why's that?Actually,if you say gullible slowly it sounds like orange."
"G-u-l-l-i-b-l-e.......you just tricked me...."
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