So for whatever reason you went to England's house to hang out.BUT.You will meet the one thing you have been warned never to be near or even know the horrors of.His cooking.

England's house is really big.Its actually more of a mansion.Its just him and Sealand,so it's spacious.

Sealand always hangs out with Wy or Latvia so that's a thing.

He want there but England opened the door when I got there.

"Oh what a surprise!Hello ________ why are you here?"

"Well I just wanted to come over for a little,that ok?"

"Of course love!Come in."

I sat down on the couch and saw he was watching the news.I got distracted by it and then I heard the oven go off.

"Oh the food is ready.Would you some love?"

Now this was when the great gods above he whispered into me and told me an important message:

'DONT EAT THE LIMEY BASTARD'S COOKING.'

Thank you gods above for reminding me.

"You ok?"

"Oh yeah I'm good....."

I was sweating bullets.He pulled out some scones,they looked great but I can't eat them.....

"Would you like some?"

I stared at them and then thought,It would be rude to reject them right?They don't even look that bad.

"Ok I'll try some."

(^^^^Famous last words^^^^)

I took one shakily off the plate and chomped on it.

Hmm...it tastes pretty good,kind of c-

*falls to the ground*

"Oh my goodness are you ok?!"

Time skip brought to you by,listen to the gods next time.Or the comments on everything about Iggy's cooking.

I saw the dark abyss of death......and then I was sucked back into reality.

I woke up startled and screaming.

"AHHHHHHH!"

"WHA-_____!Your up!"

"Ok excuse my language,or don't,WHAT THE FUCK.I SAW death.OK I SAW IT."

"I'm really sorry love....."

"Why don't you let me cook?You know so I don't die?"

"Ok....but it's not that bad....hey I think it tastes fine."

"England....I respect you.But after that,I can't let you cook for me anymore.Excuse me."

I got out of the bed I was in and stormed off to the kitchen.I whipped up some cookies and ate one.Much better.I moved a plate of them toward England who was sitting on the couch arms crossed,eyes closed.

I flicked his forehead and he opened one of his eyes.

"Oh they are ready?They smell good...."

He took one off the plate and then looked down at it.

He looked at me and smiled,closing his eyes again.

"They taste good too!Thank you _____."

"Well you need to learn how to cook food well so I don't die.Okay?I think you can learn."

"Oh alright..."

From that day on I heard Iggy's has been taking cooking lessons from China,and on his first lesson he burnt the water?I don't question it anymore.

Slowly but surely he's been getting better so yeah.Hey he might even know how to make cereal next time.

No I'm joking he can make his scones right now at least though.Hooray a kind of happy ending for that nightmare.

What the gods still have a message for me:

'Hey!Its store bought.'

That makes sense.

Extended Ending~

England's POV

"Flying mint bunny I'm sorry I should have listened to you!"

"Take out is the secret to life.This is why America doesn't cook!"

"Yes,quite."

Teh End~