Just a quick note before I do this one.....if you read my random facts,you know Muffin my 2p.She hates me.And now I'm currently forced to do a story on Oliver.Btw I haven't slept 😜.

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Ever since I have been living with Oliver I realized that he has a certain....rhythm to everything.What time he does things is important too because sometimes he gets pissed if you interrupt his cooking.

Exhibits A and B.

*Points to two separate holes in the wall*

I'll figure him out so I can't disappoint him any longer!

8:00 am

He wakes up at 8:00 sharp.He makes breakfast for all of us too.Yummy.

9:00

Allen swears again and starts another war of being forced to shove money in the swear jar.Im usually putting a lot of money in there.

10:00

He seems to be doing nothing or really mundane things.Just talking with Allen.

11:00

He went into the kitchen humming something and started making cupcakes.

"I can see you behind the counter poppet.Don't be shy come on out~!"

...RUN!

12:00pm

I ate half the cupcakes that he made and they tasted great!Now he appears to be prank calling Arthur.

"Hello poppet!"

"Oh I'm just here to tell you that France says he loves you bye!"

He hung up giggling and skipping to the sofa.

"Really poppet why are you following me?Wait you want a hug don't you!"

He ran over to me and gave me a big hug while Allen was just behind him awkwardly watching.

2:00

He was yelling at me for making muffins instead of cupcakes.

"If you wanted to make something you could just ask me poppet!"

Trust me he doesn't sound mean how I put it,but it is  when he has a knife in his hand.

5:00

We had a nice dinner today that Allen made.By made I mean bought.McDonalds.

Oliver scolded him again for cursing and-

"Poppet what's with the note book?You writing something?"

"NOPE."

I threw the notebook I was writing in across the room and tried to run into my room but he grabbed my wrist.

"Want to tell me something?"

He let go and I pouted a bit.Should I really tell him?I can't tell if he'll kill me or not if I do.He looks generally concerned.

"Ok fine.If you get mad though then I won't tell you anything else."

"Don't worry I won't get mad poppet~!"

I looked at his other hand and he dropped a pair of scissors.Dear god.

"Ok well I always fell like I get you angry or I mess up somethings I I been keeping a log of today to see if that helps."

He had a blank face on and didn't say anything.

"Yeah I know stupid right?"

He started laughing,and I did a little chuckle as well.

"That was it?Thats so silly!"

He poked my nose and smiled.I guess I won't ever understand this guy.

By the way I've been living with him for a good month now.Yeah I never get him though.But let's be real here who does?

"Want me to make some cupcakes for you?"

I sighed but nodded yes,who could resist free baked goods?

Not me because they taste amazing!

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