"Yeah, yeah. Anyways, I was gonna go see my little bro." Gil said as we stopped outside the first year dormatries. There was a different building for each year, myself and the others being second years, we weren't in the sane building as Feliciano.

"Yo, who is you're brother, Gil? I never asked." I said.

"He's called Ludwig, he-"

"No way! That's Feli's roommate!" I exclaimed.

"Awww, our brothers share a dorm."

"And are probably dating..."

"Woah, what?"

"Um, well. Feli thinks your brother is hot and he's, like, totally in love with him. Every phone call with him is like, Ludwig this and Ludwig that. It's adorable."

We began walking to our brothers' room, Toni coming along foe the ride.

"Are they actually dating?" Gil asked.

"I'm not sure." I answered. "All I know is that Feli is crushing on Ludwig. He keeps telling me that he's trying to see if Ludwig is gay. He's got nowhere."

"You know, I've never actually talked to him about it. He's not the type to discuss crushes. He just listens to me yak on about Roderich."

"Two types of people." I laughed.

"Which number is it?"

"12." I said, reaching the door.

I knocked once, heared nothing. I knocked twice, then heard a loud noise that sounded odly like a complaint.

"Fratello, open the door idiota, it's Satan come to take your soul."

Gil and Toni both laughed, and Feli opened the door looking rather disheveled, still in pyjamas.

"What." he said grumpily,

I paraded into the room, opening the curtains and window to let some air in. "Someone hasn't had their morning coffee. Get ready, it's like, two in the afternoon."

Feli trudged off begrudgingly, and I made his bed, tidied his room, and made him coffee. When he came out of the bathroom, dressed, I passed him the mug as he sat on his bed.

"Why are you here, and/or, who are you people?" Feli yawned.

"That's Antonio, you know about him. And that over there fussing over the state of Ludwig's bed is Gil. I'm sure potato bastard has mentioned him before."

Feli seemed to have lightened up now he was awake. "So you're the boyfriend," he pointed at Toni. "And you're Luddy's brother."

Gil turned to face Feli. "Awww, you call him Luddy! You're too precious, too pure. Also where is the brat? And is he normally this messy?"

Feli giggled. "He woke up late for his Biology lecture today, so that's where he is and that's why it's messy. Normally he keeps everything tidy, he even cleans up my stuff." Feli said, and Gil nodded proudly. "Oooo, Lovi! The other day, he came into the room and just stared at me because I never fold my clothes. And then he gave me a lecture about how I should fold them to enable full comfortability and blahdy blahdy blah, but I just couldn't concentrate because he had these absolutely amazing glasses on. And then, when I asked him about it, he said he only wore them sometimes, so I was like They suit you, and he was all like Really and then he blushed and asdfghjkl!" Feli began to squeal and giggle, so he hid his face in a pillow and rolled around.

"Idiota... Have you even found out if he's into you? Or even into men?"

"Fratello~! I've tried everything! I don't want to just ask him outright though!"

"Okay, what have you tried."

"Okay, I've tried talking about the topic, I've hinted that I'm gay, I've said 'this guy's hot, don't you think' but none of it works! How did you find out Toni was gay?"

I blushed and laughed slightly, me and Toni shared a look. "Umm, I don't think that would work..."

Suddenly, a blonde haired, very tall and very muscular guy walked through the door, then when he saw all of us sitting around he froze, brows furrowed. Then he saw his brother.

Let's just say that Gil... Well, he took a bag laden with books to the face.

"What do you want?" He sighed in a deep voice. In comparison, his brother's was almost high pitched.

"Aww, is it a crime to come and see my little bro now?" Gil replied, pulling Ludwig onto his bed.

"Yes, because I hate you. Feli, uh, who?"

"Oh yeah. This is Lovi, my brother. Try not to piss him off or you might die. That is Toni, actually it's Antonio, Antonio Fernandez Carreido, but we all call him Toni. These two are dating, little cuties. If you're gonna piss anyone off do it around Toni because he has magic powers that just make everyone happy."

"What kind of an intro was that?" I moaned "Now I'm freaking Italian Satan and he's Spanish Jesus!"

"But it's true!" Feli whined.

"I'm not that bad!" I complained.

Then Gil shouted from behind his brother, "Literally, the first words you ever said to Roddy were 'are you sure that's not your neighbors fucking'. It's safe to say that you are Italian Satan."

"Ah, but does that make you German Satan because you laughed at it?"

"Yeah, well if a tree falls in the middle of a-" Gil began sarcastically.

"Oh please don't." Toni and I said in union, while Gil laughed obnoxiously.

"Oh!" Feli giggled. "Did you hear about Russia banning memes?"

"Where did that come from?" Toni laughed.

Feli shrugged. "I-Dun-know."

"Also America legalized gay marriage in all fifty states!" Gil laughed.

"Hallelujah!" Everyone laughed, except Ludwig, who just looked oddly at us.

"Gee, guys. I've ALWAYS wanted to get married, in Texas and now I can!" I gasped dramatically and sarcastically.

Gil laughed again. "You should be happy too, bro! Well, that is assuming you're gay or supporting."

"I feel like I'm dangling over shark infested water with you guys, I know what you're trying to do." Ludwig laughed.

"Yeah but, are you? Because I'm sure there are people who'd like to know, or some people who wouldn't."

"Yes, I'm gay." Luddy sighed, and I saw Feli compress a squeal of delight.

"I don't know why you didn't just say it. I'm pretty sure everyone in this room cries rainbows and has had at least ONE gay porn magazine stashed under their bed." I said, and Gil laughed, slapping his brother on the back.

"I know I do." Gil laughed.

"No, you have twenty." Toni corrected.

"You have six..." I muttered absent mindedly. "I found them while cleaning."

"I don't know whether to be horrified or embarrassed." Toni muttered.

"I'd go with the latter." Feli giggled.

"Yeah, well you get embarrassed at everything." I said.

"Oh no. Please don't tell them an embarrassing story!" Feli begged.

I grinned. "When he was about five, he always used to get embarrassed about asking where the toilets were in resteraunts, so this one time he totally just pissed himself because he was too scared to ask where the toilets were." Everyone laughed, even Ludwig, while Feli hid behind his hands.

"Fratello~!" He whined.

"That's what big brothers are for, Feli." I laughed.

"Speaking of which.." Gil piped up.

"Don't." Ludwig pleaded, but Gil just laughed.

We spent the afternoon trading stories and generally just talking, and me and Feli cooked for everyone.

After a while, we found that it had already gone dark outside, and it was probably time to say goodbye.

"Fratello, don't go." Feli poured.

I kissed him on the forehead, then booped his nose. "Ah, ah, ah~. Big brother has a lecture in the morning, so he has to go now. Why don't you ask Ludwig for his company?"

"Nghhhh... I'm so awkward though."

I turned to Ludwig, who was cleaning up the desk.

"Keep my fratello company, bastard. And don't you dare lay one innapropriate finger on him."

"Yesiree." the potato bastard said sarcastically.

Turning back to Feli, I hugged him and said, "Now, be a good boy, don't drink too much, if you're gonna have sex, use protection-"

"I hope you're being sarcastic." Feli blushed.

I laughed, putting on a voice that sounded like our grandpa Rome. "When I was your age, I drank only the finest wines and I had so many women that they called me-"

"Oh please stop." Feli laughed.

"Okay, okay. I'll visit you when I can. In the meantime, I think a certain German would like to talk to you. Ciao!" I walked out, laughing.