Requested by Chibi arila misses holy rome

Narrator's POV

"MEIN GOTT, VHAT IS ZHAT?!"

"Ve~?  What's-a wrong Ger-Wah!"

"HOLD STILL ITALY!"

"Wah!  I don't-a want to-a be hit with-a broom!"

"VERDAMNIT!  I'M NOT TRYING TO HIT JOU!  I'M TRYING TO HIT - MEIN GOTT ZHEY BOTH MOVED!"

"WAH!  YOU'RE-A SCARYING ME GERMANY!"

---------- Flashback To A Few Hours Before ----------

"Ve~  This-a dress is so-a good Miss Hungary!"  Italy said as he looked at himself in the mirror.  Hungary had made him an a dress that was very similar to his maid dress from when he was little.

"Oh, jou are very velcome Ita-chan.  Ita-chan vas so cute vhen jou vere little, and jou are still so cute now!"  She said, fawning over him.

"Ve~  Grazie Miss Hungary,"  Italy said happily, twirling around.  It was then that Hungary got an idea.

"Oh Ita-chan, vhy don't jou try this wig on too?"  She asked, holding up a wig.

"Ve~  Alright-a!"  Italy said.  He placed the wig on, only to have Hungary take over.

"Please, let me do this for jou."  She said in a scary way.

"Ve~  O-okay, but you're-a scaring me-a Miss Hung-"  Italy was cut off by Hungary pushing him onto a chair and pulling out all the 'tools' she'd need.

---------- Time Skip ----------

"There!  All done Ita-chan!"  Hungary proclaimed, letting Italy finally see what he looked like.

"Ve~  I look just-a like a bella."  He said.  Hungary was about to finally let him go when she noticed something.

"Hmm, not quite yet Ita-chan, jou just need a little more right here~"  She said, motioning to his chest.  She then hurried out of the room, only to come back with Italy-mochi and Hungary-mochi.

Hungary proceeded to stuff the two mochis into Italy's bra and then stood back to admire her work.

"There!  Now jou are perfect!"  She said, clapping her hands.  She then pushed Italy out of the room.  "Now vhy don't jou go show Mr. Austria and the others how cute jou look~"  She said, camera hidden behind her.

"Ve~  That's-a good idea Miss-a Hungary!"  Italy said, beginning to skip down the hallway towards the music room.

Once there he poked his head inside and saw Austria getting ready to leave.

"Ciao Mr. Austria!"  He said happily.  Austria turned to say something but stopped and stared before squeezing the bridge of his nose, shaking his head, and walking off as Italy went off to find Germany, working away in his office.

"Ciao Germany!"  Italy said happily, bouncing into the room, the heels of his shoes clicking.

"Ja, hallo Ital-"  Germany stopped as his jaw dropped at the sight of the Italy standing before him.

"Ve~ Do you-a like mia dress?"  Italy asked, giving a little twirl for Germany, getting the skirt to go up, making Germany's face become redder.

"..."  Germany was still in shock as Italy walked over and stood before him.

"Ve~?  What's-a wrong Germany?"  Italy asked innocently, as Germany stared at him, still slack-jawed.  Italy waved a hand in front of Germany's face.

"Ve~ Doitsu?"  Italy asked, shifting on his feet as Italy-mochi moved a bit.  Germany's eyes widened as he quickly backed away from Italy.

"MEIN GOTT, VHAT IS ZHAT?!"

"Ve~? What's-a wrong Ger-Wah!"  Italy was cut off by the sight of Germany picking up a broom and heading towards Italy, raising the broom above his head.

"HOLD STILL ITALY!"  Germany barked.

"Wah! I don't-a want to-a be hit with-a broom!"  Italy wailed.

"VERDAMNIT! I'M NOT TRYING TO HIT JOU! I'M TRYING TO HIT - MEIN GOTT ZHEY BOTH MOVED!"

"WAH! YOU'RE-A SCARYING ME GERMANY!"  Italy said, fleeing the room.

"ITALIA!  GET BACK HERE!"  Germany barked, running out the room with the broom in hand.  He chased Italy all over the mansion till he finally managed to corner the terrified Italian.  Germany tried to soothe the panicking, teary eyed Italian.

"Now Italy, just hold still vhile I-"

"Wah!"  Italy screeched, his mochi echoing his sentiment as it and Hungary-mochi popped out of Italy's bra and dashed off to safety.  Germany stared in disbelief.

"... Jou... jou used mochis to make fake breasts?"  Germany asked.  Italy nodded quickly.

"Si, Miss-a Hungary wanted to-a make this look-a as real as-a possible."  Italy said, still teary eyed.  Germany took and deep breath and held the bridge of his nose.

"Geez, jou can be... ugh."  Germany then grabbed Italy by the wrist and led him to a nearby bathroom and scrubbed off all Italy's makeup and removed the wig.

"Zhere,"  Germany said, letting the wig fall to the floor.  "Jou look better like zhis."

"Does that-a mean Germany doesn't-a think I'm-a pretty girl?"  Italy asked, tears threatening to pour over.  Germany sighed and placed a hand on Italy's cheek.

"Nein, it is just zhat I like jou better as a boy, not as a girl."  Germany said.  Italy looked up at Germany, a look of surprise written on his face.

"Does that-a mean you-a like me?"  Italy asked.  Germany blushed but nodded anyway, receiving a tight hug from the Italian.

"Te amo Doitsu!"  Italy said happily.  Germany's face turned redder as he hugged back.

"Ich liebe dich, Italia."

~Fin~

Extended Ending:

"Our plan worked like a charm!"  Hungary said to her mochi as she sent Japan pictures of Germany and Italy together.

"Oh I'm so happy that my cute Ita-chan finally got that hard-headed boy!"  She said, looking at the pictures of the two.  Her eyes then trailed towards Austria's room.

"Now to try and get him to be with someone..."  She said, both she and her mochi going into her "Yaoi fan club scheming" mode.