Requested by i cook prussians on this frying pan

Fairy AU

[name] = your name

Narrator's POV

"We did it?"  You asked, rereading the scroll over.  "We won...  We actually won the war!"  You exclaimed, the royal court cheering along with you now that the war with the evil trolls was over, some even going as far as to fly about in loop-the-loops.

"What else does it say princess?"  A lady-in-waiting asked.  You nodded and read the rest of the scroll from your brother Lukas.

"It says that big brother Lukas and big brother Emil are going to come home with..."

"With who, m'lady?"

"... With a 'stupid Dane'...?"  You said, not quite sure.  You passed it to her.

"Let's see... 'I will return with little brother and a stupid Dane who claims to have helped us in battle'."  She read out, a confused look on her face.  The court was silent for a moment before a man coughed.

"When will the group be returning, your majesty?"  A man asked.  You took a glance at the scroll.

"It says they shall be returning... oh dear!  In two days!"  You exclaimed, getting gasps from the court, fairies beginning to flutter about.  "We have to begin preparing immediately!"  You said, getting a chorus of 'yes's from the court.

With that, the fairies of the court began fluttering about, trying to get things prepared while you went off to your room to not only prepare but also ponder who this 'stupid Dane' was exactly.

------------ Time Skip To Two Days Later -----------

You eagerly awaited at the doors of the palace as the procession of soldiers paraded down the streets, being greeted as heroes.  And finally, your spotted your brothers and flew to them, hugging them both.  Both hugged back, though Emil mumbled a bit, as usual whenever he got hugs.

"I'm so glad you're back!"  You said, pulling away from the hug, only for Lukas to grab your hand, a normal thing he did since you called him 'big brother', unlike Emil.  "I was so worried about you guys battling those evil trolls."

"That is why we hurried back."  Lukas said, making you smile.  Emil just shrugged.

"Yeah, that's why we trained non-stop for weeks and used so many guerrilla tactics and horrible tactics to win."  He said sarcastically, only to be elbowed by Lukas.  Emil groaned and clutched his gut.  "See the abuse he puts me through?"  He asked, making you giggle.

"Only because he cares."  You said, before beginning to look around behind them.  "So where's this 'stupid Dane' you wrote about in your letter?"  You asked.  Lukas gave a small huff.

"Hopefully as far away as possible."  He said, making you tilt your head.

"But I thought-"

"HELLO EVERYBODY!"  A loud voice said, cutting you off.  You and your brothers looked up to see a figure hurtling down towards you.  You shrieked as Lukas quickly pulled you and Emil to safety before a fairy with spiky blond hair crashed down where you three had been standing.

"What the-?"  You were cut off by Lukas going over to this other fairy, grabbing the cape around his neck and using it to choke this mysterious stranger as you and the rest of the kingdom watched.

"What.  Were.  You.  Thinking."  Lukas said, growling slightly.  "You could've hit my little brother and little sister."  He said.  The other guy just continued to splutter and gasp for air, trying to answer.

"Big brother,"  You said, getting Lukas's attention.  "Please let him go, I don't want you to kill someone on such a happy day like today."  You said.  Lukas sighed and let go, straightening himself up while brushing the dirt from his clothing.

"True."  He said, going to stand by you as the mystery person gasped for air, coughing, and stood up.

"Thanks for the save-"  He stopped when he saw you before heading straight for you, grabbing your hand and going down on one knee.  "Queen of my dreams~"  He said.

"Eh?"  You tilted your head, confused as Lukas was quick to pull the mystery man away by his cape.

"What part of 'stay away' didn't you understand, you stupid Dane."  Lukas growled.

"Oh!  So you're the 'stupid Dane' big brother wrote about in his letter."  You said.  The stranger gasped.

"Stupid Dane?  How can such horrible words come from such a beautiful mouth?"  He asked dramatically, pulling away from Lukas and over to you.

"Mattias, m'lady, king of the Danish Fairies."  He said, bowing to you as you tilted your head.

"You're their king?"  You asked.  "Big brother told me that it was a sniveling weirdo who was king.  You don't really look like that."  You said, making Mattias gasp as Lukas snickered quietly.

"I told the truth."  Lukas said, coming over to you as Mattias stood in shook.  "You are indeed an oddball."

"Hey,"  Emil said.  "I wanna go in and rest and eat after being away for months, and if you guys wanna keep having your own moment, then leave me out of it."  He said, walking in.

"Oh!  That reminds me, I had all your favorites made, brothers!"  You said.  The corner of Lukas's lips twitched upwards as he put his arm around your shoulder.

"How very thoughtful my dear little sister."  He said, making you smile more.  He then began leading you inside the palace with Emil, taking the time to glance back and smirk at Mattias.  Mattias got over his shock and ran after you guys.

"Hey!  Don't forget about this important ally!"  He said, catching up to you guys.  Lukas ignored him as he led you and Emil over to your seats at the head of the table where a feast was set up.  Mattias's eyes lit up as he began to drool, running over to a seat beside yours.  Though Lukas was quick to use his magic to put Emil in that seat next to you, but Mattias was quick to get the seat across from you but right next to Lukas.

"So, what's for dinner?"  Mattias asked.  Lukas gave him an annoyed look as dishes began appearing all over the table, making people cheer as the covers were lifted off.  "Mmm!  It all looks delicious!"  Mattias said, piling up his plate in food as the rest of you took normal helpings of food.

"What do you think, big brothers?"  You asked.

"It's great, a lot better than the foods in the camp."  Emil said.  Lukas nodded.

"Agreed."

"Totally!"  Mattias said, getting into the conversation, his mouth filled with food.  "You guys didn't have any good provisions on you.  Just dried this and salted that and then there was practically no beer!"  Mattias whined, though you and other guests looked away from him since the sight of food in his mouth was rather... disgusting.

"Don't,"  Lukas said sharply, slamming his foot on top of Mattias's under the table.  "Talk with your mouth full."  He finished.  Mattias closed his mouth and choked on his food, holding back a holler of pain.

"Oh come on,"  Mattias said, turning to Lukas.  "I'm just multitasking.  How do you expect me to eat and talk to this fair maiden at the same t-"  Mattias was cut off by Lukas stabbing his fork right by Mattias's hand.  Mattias was quick to pull his hand away.

"You will not do that here,"  Lukas said, anger in his voice.  "Or else it will be the knife I use next."  He threatened.  Mattias nodded, his face pale as he continued eating in peace as you wondered what was going on between them.

~Time Skip~

All that evening you watched as Mattias tried to approach you, only for Lukas to come and stop him in some manner or other, whether it was body slamming Mattias away from you when Mattias tried to ask you to dance, or using his magic to make a tapestry fall on top of Mattias when you were leading Lukas to your room to see a painting you had been working on.

As of now, you were in your room, having changed into your into your nightgown.

"Little sister, let me brush your hair."  Lukas said, grabbing a brush.  You nodded and sat down at your vanity mirror, Lukas standing behind you as Emil sat on a couch, somewhat dosing off.

"I'm really glad you are back big brothers, I was getting lonely without you guys."  You said.  Lukas hummed.

"I am glad to be back, dyrebare [precious one]."  He said, gently brushing your hair as Emil hummed in response.

All was peaceful and quiet till all three of you heard someone singing, and quite badly at that.

"Is someone still drunk from the feast?"  Emil asked, groaning as he covered his ears.  You covered yours as Lukas went over to your balcony and peeked over the edge, disgusted to see Mattias on his knee, obviously trying to serenade you.

"Oh my precious love~  Won't you let me gaze upon your beauteous face~"  Mattias sang.  Lukas clicked his tongue and turned to find a potted plant.  He quickly used his magic to toss it over the edge, hitting Mattias square in the head, knocking him out.

"There, problem solved."  Lukas said, making a mental note to order the potted plant to be replaced.  Lukas then dusted his hands off before coming inside, locking the balcony doors and drawing the curtains.  You and Emil breathed a sigh of relief at the sound of pure quiet.  You yawned, catching Lukas's attention.

"Time for bed, little sister."  He said.  You nodded as you flew up to your bed and got under the covers, Lukas tucking you.

"Goodnight [name], goodnight Lukas."  Emil said, waving you guys off as he left.

"Goodnight big brothers."  You said.  The corners of Lukas's mouth twitched upwards.

"Goodnight little sister."  He said, giving you a small kiss.  He straightened up and was about to leave when he felt a tug on his sleeve.  He turned as saw you giving him puppy-dog eyes.

"Please stay here tonight?"  You asked.  Lukas nodded, using his magic to change into his own night clothes.  You shifted over, letting Lukas come into the large bed before cuddling close to him, falling asleep rather easily.

'Don't worry little sister, I won't let anyone have you, especially that stupid Dane,'  Lukas thought to himself, finally letting sleep claim him.

~Fin~

Extended Ending:

Mattias tip-toed quietly around the castle, carefully sneaking past the guards till he finally reached his goal; the bedroom of his beloved.

He quickly went into the room and flew up to the bed, towards the sleeping silhouette that could only be his true love's.

"Psst.  [name], it is I, my love, Mattias.  I have come to whisk you-"

Punch.

Mattias groaned and clutched his nose.

"Why the hell are you in here?"  Lukas asked, sitting up in the bed, getting a gasp from Mattias.

"Lukas?!  What are you doing here in my beloved's bedroom?!  Or wait, is this your bedroom?!"  Mattias yelled out, backing away from the bed and quickly taking a look around.  "Jeez, I had no idea you'd have such a girly bedroom!"  He exclaimed, only to receive another hit to the head.

"It's not mine, my sister asked me to sleep with her tonight."  He said in a growl, a tick mark forming on his head.

"Lucky, I wanna sleep with her!"  Mattias whined, only to get another hit to the head.

"Idiot!  I didn't mean that kind of sleep you stupid Dane!"  Lukas yelled.  He then turned to the door.  "Guards!"  He ordered, a pair of guards flying into the room.  "Take him and escort him back to his own country.  I will not tolerate him being in my own land any longer."  Lukas ordered.

"Hey wait a minute!"  Mattias said.  "I have no intention of going back without my qu-"  He was cut off by Lukas murmuring a spelling that left Mattias bound and gagged, unable to fly as well.  Lukas snickered as he watched the guards drag Mattias off, shutting the door behind them, just as Lukas heard a soft yawn.

"Mmm... Big brother...?"  A sleepy voice questioned.  Lukas turned to [name], sleepily rubbing her eyes.

"Go back to sleep dyrebare."  Lukas said softly, getting back into bed beside his sister.  [name] let out a hum and cuddled back into Lukas's warm chest, falling right back asleep as Lukas fell asleep, a smirk on his face over the thought of having rid himself of that annoy Dane, possibly winning the newest war; the war between Mattias and himself over his sweet sister [name].