Requested by OopSkie 

Guaken AU

Once more, picture from Deviant Art so giving credit where credit is due.

Also, since hell (aka school) has started giving more homework and stuff, updates will now be every week and a half to two weeks.  I'm going to try for every week, but school... blah... yeah you all get the point.

[c/n] = country name

Narrator's POV

The World Academy, a prestigious school where nations go to make sure their skills are polished and to make sure that they are qualified to be countries.  Now to some, going to this school was great, but for others... not so much.

[c/n] was one of those people.

Though the school was nice and all, there was just one - or I should say - three problems with it and they were-

"Hey Dudette!"  Problem number one - aka America - practically yelled, snapping you from your thoughts.  "Wanna come to a new burger place with me during lunch?"  He asked.  You looked at him and shook your head before shutting your locker.

"Aww come on!"  America whined, puffing his cheeks out.

"No thanks America, I don't feel like having hamburgers."  You said as you quickly hurried down the halls.  Soon you arrived at your class, only to be confronted by problem number two - aka Denmark.

"The King of Scandinavia is here-"

"Not now Denmark,"  You said, trying to get past his outstretched arms.  "I gotta get to class and so do you."  You said, pointing to the neighboring classroom where the loud Dane should be.

"But-ack!"  He was cut off by Norway choking him with his own tie.

"Stop bothering [c/n] and get to class stupid Dane."  Norway said as he dragged Denmark off by his tie, allowing you to enter the classroom and take a seat before-

"Zhe Awezome Me has arrived!"

-before problem number three - aka Prussia - arrived and bounced over to your desk, placing a picture of himself on your forehead.

"Zhere!  Now [c/n] can awezomely be almost as awezome as zhe awezome me!"  Prussia said.  You sighed and took the paper off your forehead and placing it on Prussia's desk instead.

"There, now the desk can be awezome instead,"  You said, mimicking Prussia's accent.  Prussia gasped and looked at his desk.

"Jou are so awezomely right!  Mein awezome desk is now even more awezome!  Danke [c/n]!"  He said as he sat down.  You just groaned and rubbed your head.

'It's the same thing everyday,'  You thought to yourself as the teacher started the lesson.  'Those three constantly bombard me everyday, annoying the heck out-'

"[c/n],"  The teacher said, snapping you from your thoughts.  "What is the square root of 64?"

"It's 8 sir,"  You said.  The teacher nodded and went back to the lesson as you sighed.

'Another long day in paradise,'  You thought sarcastically, rolling your eyes.

------- Time Skip To Lunch -------

"Why do we have to have such long school days?"  You asked out loud as you sat with the Magic Trio for lunch.

"Another day dealing with those three wankers, love?"  England asked.  You nodded as you began poking at what the school had served them for lunch.

"Yeah, after math, Denmark and Prussia began chatting loudly while following me to my study hall where America spent an hour laughing loudly in my ear.  After that, Denmark practically dragged me all the way to the other side of the school to show me one little flower that had the same colors as his flag on it, making me late to history which is on the other side of the school."  You explained in an exhausted tone.

"I'll choke the Dane later."  Norway said.  You shook your head.

"I doubt that'll do much."  You said.  Just then, the ever mischievous Romania piped up.

"Then how about we get a little revenge?"  He asked with a slightly evil grin.  You raised your eyebrow.

"And how would we do that?"  You asked.  Romania's grin grew wide.

"Remember that truth telling powder we were trying to make last week?"  Romania asked.

"Yeah, I remember, what about it?"  You asked.

"What if I told you it was ready and working?"  Romania asked innocently.  You and the other members of the Magic Trio grinned.

"Then I would suggest we put it to good use."  You said.  England then chipped in.

"Indeed, starting by getting those wankers to reveal their secrets-"

"-And blackmail them to stop bothering you."  Norway finished.  The group looked at each other and nodded.

"You know I just love the way you guys think sometimes."  You said as you all got down to planning what to do.

------- Time Skip To After School -------

"So, what are we doing here again, dudette?"  America asked as he and the other Awesome Trio members walked into the Magic Club room.  You just motioned to the chairs.

"Have a seat and I'll explain."  You said.  They nodded and sat down.

"So what do you-"  Denmark was cut off by the chairs strapping them in, trapping the three into their seats.

"Vhat zhe unawezome hell is going on?!"  Prussia yelled as he and the others struggled against the restraints.

"Oh shut it you bloody wanker."  England said, closing the door and locking it.  America tried to turn to England.

"Iggy dude, what the hell?!"  America yelled.  England looked at you and smirked as Romania and Norway came out with the powder and the camera.

"Oh you'll see and it's England, not Iggy."  England said with disgust.  Denmark eyed the powder in Norway's hands.

"Norge, what's that?"  He asked.  Norway stared blankly at him Romania answered.

"Something we like to call revenge."  Romania said, flashing an evil grin.  Prussia raised an eyebrow.

"Revenge?  Zhe awezome me has done no unawezome zhing to unawezomely deserve zhat."  Prussia said.  Romania then spoke up.

"Oh yes you three have.  You all have been bothering [c/n] way too much and now we are helping her get revenge."  Romania said as he placed the camera on the stand.  The Awesome Trio looked confused as they looked to you.

"What are you talking about?  We don't bother you [c/n]."  America said.  You felt annoyed.

"Yes you all do."  You huffed.  "You constantly bombard me with your nonsense, drag me about the place, and make me late for class.  And to top things off, you all ignore me when I ask you all to stop."  You said, crossing your arms.

"Right, now let's get started."  England said as he motioned to Norway.  Norway nodded and carried the bag with powder over to the Awesome Trio.

"Wha-"  Denmark was cut off by Norway throwing a small handful of powder in his face.  Denmark tried doubling over while coughing as America sweat dropped.

"Dude, what is that stuff?  Iggy's cooking?"  America asked, gaining a whack from England.

"No you bloody twat."  England said as Romania began filming and Norway threw the powder on Prussia.

"It's a truth telling powder."  Norway said as he threw some on America.

"What?"  Denmark managed to cough out.  Romania grinned.

"Yeah, anyone who breathes in the amount you three did will be forced to tell the truth when asked a question.  And I'm gonna be the one to man the camera here which will record every last detail."  Romania said innocently and yet evilly.  The Awesome Trio sweat dropped.

"Zhere's no unawezome vay an unawezome powder could make zhe awezome me reveal mein awezome secrets."  Gilbert declared.  You and the Magic Trio smirked.

"Care to bet on that?"  England asked.  He then turned to Prussia and asked, "Where do you get all that alcohol from when the school forbids drinking?"  Prussia smirked.

"Ha!  Zhe awezome me won't sa - I get it from zhe next town!"  Prussia yelled before gasping and sealing his mouth shut.  England smirked.

"See, you just told us the truth."  England said.  He then turned to you and nodded.  You came forward and stood before the nervous guys.

"Alright, I want to know one thing and one thing only before I hand you three over to the others so that they can have fun.  I want to know this; why do you all always bother me when I think I make it clear enough I want to be left alone?"  You asked as you stared at them.  They all struggled to keep their mouths sealed before Denmark blurted out,

"It's because we love you!"  He said, shocking you and the members of the Magic Trio.

"Ja, it is true, jou are zhe most awezome frau we awezomely know!"  Prussia exclaimed.

"Yeah, you're hot, smart, funny, and really cool to hang out with!"  America said.  Silence overtook the room as the Awesome Trio looked away, light blushes on their cheeks as well as on yours and the Magic Trio.

"... Do... do you guys really mean that?"  You asked, breaking the silence.

"Ja, jeg elsker dig [Yes, I love you]"  Denmark said.

"Totally dudette, I love you."  America said.

"Ja, Ich liebe dich [Yes, I love you]"  Prussia said.  Your blush worsened as Romania snuck up on you and threw a handful of the powder on you.  After your coughing fit died down, he asked,

"And how do you really feel about them [c/n]?"  Romania asked.  You blushed and felt your mouth move of its own accord.

"I... I must admit you guys can be annoying but you all can be very nice and cheerful which is a good side.  And to be honest, I don't hate you guys at all, I just find myself being annoyed by you guys so much, but I still can't help but like you guys too."  You said before covering your mouth.

The Awesome Trio looked at you, not believing what you had said as the Magic Trio snuck quietly out of the room.

"Really [name]?"  America asked.  "You really like us back?"  You nodded as your mouth moved on its own again.

"Yeah, I do."  Then Prussia tilted his head.

"And if one of us vas to awezomely ask zhe awezome jou out, vho vould jou pick?"  Prussia asked.  You blushed as your mouth moved on its own again.

"I really can't decide, you all are sweet and funny but different in your own unique way.  I don't believe I could ever really pick."  You said before covering your mouth.  The guys grinned at each other.

"Actually [name], we all knew we had a crush on you."  Denmark admitted.

"Yeah, but we wanted to see if you could pick one of us on your own but since you couldn't-"  America was cut off by Prussia.

"-Zhen we could awezomely share jou!"  Prussia finished.  You blushed as the guys got up from the chairs, the restraints disappearing.  They came over to you and hugged you in a group hug.

"So I guess we'll be sharing [name] guys."  America said.  The others nodded as they tightened the hug, each giving you feather light kisses, causing you to giggle.

'Maybe this won't be so bad at all,'  You thought to yourself.

~Fin~

Extended Ending:

"I wonder when they'll realize that the powder was just plain old flour."  England asked.  Norway shrugged.

"Who cares?"  Romania asked.  "All that matters is that they all made up and I got the whole thing on film!"  Romania said excitedly as he watched the group through the crack in the door.

"Why did you want to film this whole thing anyway?"  England asked.  Romania turned towards England.

"Hungary wanted it for some reason."  Romania said nonchalantly.

"Why the bloody hell would she need that?"  England asked.  Romania shrugged.

"Dunno, but if it gets her to get off my back for that one prank I played at the Valentines's day party then it is worth it."  Romania said.  England just sighed as Norway began cleaning the flour off his hands.