Requested by V TAGLINE

[name] = your name

[d/n] = daughter's name

Narrator's POV

"But-a [name]-"

"No buts Flavio,"  You said, gently rubbing [d/n]'s back, trying to soothe her back to sleep.

"But-a [name], I-a just had to-a see if the-a dress I-a made for-a her fits."  He said, holding up an adorable pink dress.  You sighed.

"I know Flavio, but remember that she's only a month old, and at one month, all we need to be worrying about is her being clean, fed, and not getting sick."  You said, gently laying your now sleeping daughter back into her crib.

"And-a fashion."  Flavio said.  You sighed and pulled him out of the nursery.

"You can worry about her clothes when she's awake Flavio,"  You said.  You then turned to him, pointing a finger at him.  "And that does not mean waking her up in the middle of her nap just to try something on her."  You said.  Flavio pouted.

"But I-a need mia model to-a try these-a on, or else how-a am I going to-a know if it-a works for her?"  He asked.  You gritted your teeth together and rubbed your forehead.

"Flavio, for the last time, she is one month old, exactly thirty days old,"  You said slowly.  "She does not need to worry about how she looks.  Right now, the only things she worries about is milk, clean diapers, and sleep."  You said, counting them off on your finger.

"And-a fashion."  Flavio chirped.  You growled, your new-mother hormones going crazy.

"That's it."  You said, pulling Flavio out of the hallway to the front door.  You grabbed his phone and his wallet, along with his car keys (minus the house key), and shoved him outside.

"Flavio, you are to stay out of this house till you come to terms with the fact that you cannot, and I repeat cannot play dress up with our one month old daughter."  You said.

"But-"

SLAM!

You cut him off by slamming the door shut in his face, huffing.  Flavio was quick to move over to the window.

"[name]-"  He started but you closed the curtains, quickly moving about the house to close the curtains and lock the entrances.  You then pulled out your phone.

"Ciao?"  An annoyed voice said.

"Hey there Luciano, mind offering me and [d/n] a little protection?"  You asked.

"What's-a wrong ragazza?"  He asked.

"Flavio."  Was all you said before you heard a sigh come from the other end.

"You-a got it, I'll-a be there in-a five minutes,"  He said before hanging up with you went upstairs to check on [d/n], happy to see her sleeping quietly in her crib, contently sucking her pacifier every once in a while.  You smiled and pulled up the soft fluffy blanket over her tiny frame.  [d/n] twitched slightly but slept on, you sighing contently till you heard some cars pull up.

'And the chivalry has arrived,'  You thought, heading to the front door where you peeked out the hole to see Luciano and his men.  You opened the door, letting Luciano inside along with Kuro and Lutz, the rest staying outside.

"So-a what's that-a freak of a fratello of-a mine done-a now?"  He asked, taking a seat on the couch.

"He woke our one month old daughter from her nap, claiming that she needs to be fitted and that she actually cares about how she's dressed, which apparently is more important than napping."  You said, arms crossed.  Luciano let out a long sigh, letting his head loll back a bit.

"That-a sounds like-a him."  He said.  "So you-a kicked him-a out?"

"Yep."  You said, taking a seat.  "How long do you think it'll be before he gets in?"

"Depends,"  Luciano said, moving his head so that he could look at you.  "Does he-a have a key?"

"Nope."  You said.

"Bobbi pins?"

"Not sure."

"Any money or-a credit cards?"

"Yep."  You said, making Luciano sigh.

"If I-a had to-a guess... he'd-a probably need about-"  Luciano was cut off by the sound of [d/n] crying at the top of her lungs.  You quickly got up, Luciano and his crew following, and went to her room.

"Shh, [d/n], don't-a let mama-"

"Don't let mama what?"  You asked, seeing Flavio trying to calm a crying [d/n] down.  You growled and were quick to snatch her back from Flavio and put her down on her changing table, putting her sleeping clothing back on before trying to calm her down, everyone in the room shooting a glare at Flavio.

"What?"  He asked obliviously.

"Luciano?"  You said.

"Si?"

"Would it be possible for you to lock Flavio up for a while?"  You asked, Flavio beginning to sweat drop as the Axis group moved closer.

"Si, that-a would be very much-a possible."  He said.  You hummed.

"Do it."  You said, walking [d/n] back to your bedroom where you calmed her down enough to sleep again, all while the Axis group tied and gagged Flavio and carried him out of the house.

"Return him when he understands that he should let [d/n] sleep."  You said, carrying her back to her room as Luciano nodded.

"Will-a do ragazza."  He said, Lutz carrying a squirming Flavio out of the house as you put [d/n] down for her nap again.

"Well [d/n], you sure have one bizarre papa, but he's lucky I love him enough not to kill him."  You said, pulling her blanket over her tummy and giving her a quick kiss goodnight before leaving the nursery.

~Fin~