France: *Smacks Austria* Smack smack smack~!

France: Smack for you! Smack for you! Smack for you! Smack for you! ALL OF YO BITCH ASS FACES GONNA GET A SMACK BIOTCHH IMMA MAKE YO HEAD GO FLYING LIKE ITALY IN THAT ONE EPISODE ((Fracey pants referring to this

((ITALY'S BLASTING OFF AGAINN!!))

France: IMMA SMACK YOU SO HARD YOU TELEPORT YO ASS TO NEXT WEEK YO FACE IS GONNA BE AS RED AS SPAIN'S PLUMP TOMATOES WHILE MY FABULOUS FRENCH ASS WILL BE FABULOUSLY RIDING A FRENCH TOAST

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*both Allies and Axis chase after a very fabulous and sassy Frenchman who is riding on french toast*

This chapter is so random I just imagined a very sassy France riding a french toast idk how everything else happened