It was glaring at the Australian.

"Pedro!"Philippines ruffled his pet's head."Don't worry--I'm fine,it was an accident."

Australia hugged his Koala due to fear of what the small cow might do to him.

His Koala glared back at the cow,and the two animals seem to decide whether to finish each other off or not.

***Hetalia:Reverse Harem!?***

"Where are we,anyway?Do you have any idea?"Australia said after the tension calmed down.

"Some where here in my country.I just forgot what part of the forest we are in..."he trailed off.

Australia smirked and an awesome background music can be heard.

"With Australia the adventurer,"He said,pointing to himself."In no time we will get out of here!"

Philippines giggled when he winked at him.

~Back to Present~

"Everyone!Meet Philippines~"Australia motioned to the guy next to him.

Immediately America beamed and rushed to the new country's side.

"Yo dude!!!"he pat his back."I'm America~"

Philippines grinned.

"Hi."

"A new male!"Hungary gaped.I wish he's not like Prussia,tho.Or imma hit him with my awesome pan.

Philippines frowned and tilted his head to the side.

"Male?Who?"

"Uhm...You?"Germany crossed his arms,his forehead creased.

"Me?"Philippines pointed at himself,confused.

All: (? o ? ")

"Ohonhonhonhonhon~"

Everybody turned to France after they heard his signature laugh.

"What now,bloody wanker?"England glared at him.

France all gave them a smug look (which pissed some).

"She's actually a femme,idiots~"

"EEEEEHHHHHH!?"

*Fourth Wall almost broke*

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Now playing:Marukaite Chikyuu Ending Song(Philippines version)

No Need to Read.This will waste 1 minute of your life.Proceed to next chapter.

<<*Spain,Philippines and Pedro the cow walks at neighborhood,with the sun creepily smiling down at them*

Spain :Marukaite Chikyuu~

Philippines:Marukaite Chikyuu~*looks at Spain and they both exchanged smiles*

Both:Marukaite Chikyuu~

*Spain ruffles Pedro's head*

Philippines and Pedro:Watashi Firipin~!

*Suddenly America came up behind her and tapped her shoulder,making her turn to him and grin while Pedro glares.Spain and America nodded at each other*

America:Marukaite Chikyuu~
Jitto Mite Chikyuu~

Philippines:Hyotto Shite Chikyuu~

*Suddenly China appears then glomps her while making her wear a cat headband*

China and Philippines:Watashi Firipin!

*They continue walking,but Philippines picks up Pedro when it attempted to bite China's head off*

Philippines: *le close eyed smile*Aa,hitofude de

*England,Russia and Japan suddenly jumped at their front which made them stop in their tracks*

England,Russia and Japan:Mieru subarashii sekai~

*They all smiled and continued walking,England,Russia and Japan joined.*

All:Shichi sen hyaku shichi noshimaga

*Philippines,China,America,England,Russia,Spain and Japan stopped,horrified at what they heard*

All:Takusan~DANE!!!~

*Philippines made a run,whilst holding a fuming Pedro when ALL the Hetalia characters chased after her*>>

Translations will be next time,and also her full marukaite chikyuu.