Russia: Hey Denmark?

Denmark: HOLY SHEEET IT'S FRUKING RUSSIA

Russia: n-no, wai-

Denmark: *spreads legos everywhere*

Russia: I just wanna tell you that your pineapples are invading my land! *shouts from 10 foot away*

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Sweden: ....Your pineapples.

Denmark: What's with the pineapple?

Sealand: :D

Sweden: It's floating in my sea

Denmark: *LE GASP* WHERE?!

Sweden: Oh lol. Estonia just messeged me it arrived in the Baltic Sea.

Denmark: *runs to the door* MY BABIES

Finland: THE PINEAPPLES ARE NOT IN THE FRIDGE! SOMEONE TOOK IT