Founds a baby chicken

Normal people: Aaawww it's soooo cuuuuuttteeeeee!! So fluffy!!!!!!

Me: oMFG GILBIRD! *puts baby chicken on my shoulder* KSESESESESESE

In IKEA

Normal people: oh, this looks nice. Oh wait, that one too! It's really cheap in here

Me: So sexy. Berwald where Are yOU

History class

Teacher: alright. So Germany invades the lower regions of Italy

Normal People: *bored*

Me:*smirks* just continue omfg

Olympics(parade)

Normal people: Wow! What a night!

Me: *imagines the countries waving their hands to the people and wearing the same clothes as the athletes*

Eurovision

Normal people: Oh I hope that country will win!

Me: no matter how people say that one of them will win, but for me, I don't care who will win. My babies are winning this night do not judge.

Found a pineapple

Normal people: that looks delicious!!

Me: you piece of- WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHR, HUH?! DO NOT- *sobs*