Nordics reading Gutters

Denmark: o-okay?

Norway: GODDAMNIT DEN
WHY DID U DIE

Denmark: I HAVE TO

Norway: YOU MADE ME CRY

Sweden: YOU MADE US CRY

Iceland: ESPECIALLY ME

Finland: UUGGGGHHH

Sealand: *hugs Denmark tightly* Don't you ever do that when calamities come in reality

Denmark: *hugs back* sure do, kiddo.

Norway: FUCK

Denmark: Hey, where's the notebook?

Sealand: it's here, but there's only one page left

Denmark: Fitting.

Sweden: FUCK

Denmark: Man, my writing is worst than before. If you don't understand it, give to Sweden. He's a pro of reading my chicken scratch

Sealand: okay

Iceland: FUCK

Denmark: Open it tomorrow

Sealand: what? Not fair!

Denmark: because i told you so.

Sealand: You suck at giving presents..

Finland: LOL

~hours later~

Sealand: *reads the paper*

The Kingdom of Denmark hereby cedes all remaining arable land to the True Sovereign State of Sealand

Sealand: *sobs*

Finland: fuck this shit I'm out~

~in the United States~

Sweden: better do your bangs like tha-

Chritiana: ?

Sweden: *trembles* y...you look just like...*sobs*

~moments later~

Sealand: We should raise the flag..Together.

Ida: *nods*

Norway: OMFG WILL U STOP