France: *wears fabulous costume*

England: Hey, frog! Why the bloody hell are you wearing a duck costume?!

France: why not?

England: THAT'S SO STUPID!

France: how about i do, anyway~

England: BLOODY HELL

France: *whispers at England's ear* because a frog can quack all night

England: *is pissed*

France: bumping its noise- 

England: FUCK NO