Friend: She has a bf..wow

Me: what?

Friend: why, do you have too?

Me: yes

Friend: what?!

Me: yes, he has blond hair, blue eyes, he is tall, my hero, he wears glasses and he loves american football and captain america. He also has a sweet smile. Oh btw, His leather jacket is so warm and he loves hugs..I love him so much

Friend: oh.