"I know how to give a good time? Really? What am I a hooker?" -America

"America thought how to slash steal le- fuck you" -France

"My manly tract of land was occupied by that demon douche Prussia. We've gatthered chi- trojeckgeljackgakekakel" -Austria

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!- *snorts and laugh* Oh god" -Finland(Sweden laughing at the backround)

"You fell,I laugh. Haha" -Germany

"I'm so glad to join the aboot fucking shit. I'm so glad to the aboo- BOBUWARGH" -Canada

"Oh it's the tomato vagina! Aarrrgghhhhh" -Germany

"GAAAHHH! You could have die araragagarara hararararafahagagara" -Germany

"Around that time, Britain, --fudge a duck." -narrator

"HOW COULD EGGS GO UP TO 60 YEN THEY ARE SO- FUCK" -Japan

"Ahahahahehehuhuehue ehuehueeee oh Fuck." -America

"By the vay, I'm doing this 28 days straight now- I milked it" -Germany

"Awww OK. I can make this better. Yay! Ok " -France

"So I want to train this century of hardworki- pffft you filthy fuck" -Switzerland

"Someone got the daughter's farmer pregnant again" -France

"OK! Let's beginakulojuaghf- pft hahaha fuckin-" -Denmark

"Now we bull's eye Mr besai Mr bezai Mr be- UUGGHH" -Germany

"LOOK AT ME I'M STILL SCOTTISH" -England

"I GOT A SHIELD MOTHERFAKA! WUAAAAA!!" -Lithuania

"A scary dragon lived there! He loved to eat people especially cute girls- ehehuehue Guyagoy guabyuskwboe" -Poland

"HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE WE DONE" -Germany