*hetalia*

Czech Republic: *sighs* my name is so long.

America: *pops out of nowhere* HOW ABOUT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

China: aHEM, THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA

England: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland! HAH! Beat that!

Hong Kong: pffftt. You're no match for me. Say hello to Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of The People's Republic of China