#Party that America throw for all of you awesome countries#

Japan: *singing something drunk*

America: *Dancing like hell* Whoops whoops yeah yeah yeah whoops whoops!

Germany and Italy: *dancing waltz with each other drunk*

England: *talking to the wall like nobody's business* YOU WANT SOME OF MY FIST BLOODY WANKER? *angrily shout* I'LL GIVE YOU *punch the wall* *making his bones shattered* OUCH! YOU'VE JUST GOT A LOT OF BLOODY ABS-.... mine if I taste it? *making out with the wall like nobody's business*

Sealand: *riding Poland's Back* HA! WHO'S *HIC* THE PONY NOW!!!

Poland: *running with four legs* SCUWAA HAHAHA

You: *sitting down with the not drunken China*

Japan: *hit the chorus*

I CAME IN RIKE A WRECKING BARR!

Everyone: *stops and look at Japan*

America: *still dancing even with no music* Whoops whoops yeah yeah yeah whoops whoops!

Everyone: *looks at America*

America: *dancing then look at everyone* I mean...

*stop dancing and look at Japan*

Japan: *still singing the same line*

I CAME IN RIKE A WRECKING BARR!!!

America:

DUDE! What the hell would a bar wreck itself?