*in the Church* *Christians out there V(;-;)peace, this maybe offensive*

Priest: Does anybody knows how to make Holy Water?

America: *stood up*

Priest: Yes young man?

America: repeat what is asked :D

Everyone: *stares at Alfred* =_=

Priest: Does anybody knows how to make Holy Water?

America: You take some regular water and you boil the hell out of it.