We all know this joke and so far XD

Alice (The female version of England) was pregnant because of the spell she accidentally cast. She gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. when she wakes up after 9 months, she see that she's no longer pregnant, and she asks the doctor beside her about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, You have yourself Twins! A pretty gal and a handsome boy! You are really in deep sleep so, your little sister, Amelia Jones came in and name them! How lucky you are?"

Alice's eyes widened and thinks to herself 'Oh bloody potter, NOT AMELIA, SHES A WANKER, AN IDIOT, AND IDIOT!'

Alice asks the doctor "Well, What's my baby girl's name?"

"Denise"

'Wow, that's a great name... maybe Amelia wasn't an idiot after all'

"And my baby Boy?"

"Denephew"