They Told Me I Could Be anything European Version.

Sealand: They Told Me I Could Be Anything! *smiles*

You: Really? Then what did you have in mind?

Sealand: SO I BECOME A STRIPPER! ;D *Dance in a Pole

while The Dancing Queen music is blaring*

You: Ô□Õ

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-I don't know if Wy is a Europe estate sorry-

Wy: Papa said I could be anything I wanted to

You: Oh! that's great of Mr. Australia to respect your wishes! what do you want--

Wy: SHAVE MY EYEBROWS! *bring out a shaver* :D

England: PUT THAT BLOODY THING DOWN WY! THIS BLOODY ISTANCE!

You: ^.^"

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-I lnow America isn't Europe but hey he have been once-

America: England said when I grow up I could be anything!

You: He did?

America: YEAH SO THAT'S WHY I BECOME A HERO! :D *laughs loudly*

England: I regret saying that *cries*

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Austria: I told Italy that when he grew up, he could be anything he wanted

You: Ha? You did? How's the outcome?

Austria: He become Gay

You: Õ.Ô that isn't true

Italy: DOITSU! DOITSU-A! DOITSU! DOITSUA! DOITSU! WHERE-A THOU ARE YOU?! *Cries* WHERE-A ARE YOU?! *hugs Mochi Doitsu* Doitsu I miss you! *cries a waterfall*

Austria: You were saying? *facepalm*

You: Maybe a bit...

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Belarus: Ukraine told me I could do anything I wanted, did you know what she suggest?

You: Nope.. what did she offer?

Belarus: She told me to show my boobs

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Poland: Liet is totally said like, I could be fabulously anything I wanted

You: awe~ what a good friend!

Poland: I totally know right? but I was like "Really? I wanted to be totally fabulous Fashionable Like Lady Gaga's taste!" and he is so like

"No Poland"

You: I can understand why he need to neglect about that....

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Prussia: I told Gilbird that he could be anything he wanted when he grow up!

You: Did he become an eagle? or crow? what kind of bird is he? did he fly?

Prussia: Nope! Look at him! *drag your head to your right*

Gilbird: -his a chick still-

*wearing a shades with hen Hovered around him* chirp.

Prussia: Is he wonderful? *tears of joy*

He followed my foosteps! ;w; that's what I call a Chick-Boy

You: .........

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Switzerland: I told Liechtenstein that when she grow up. she could be anything she wanted.

You: What did she become then?

Switzerland: Nothing, She's still the same

You: I see

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Scotland: I once 'old England he could be anything the lad 'ants when he grew up lassy!

You: I can see that coming!

Scotland: He became a Pirate!

You: Coool!

Scotland: 'hen he became an old lady with strict attitude

You: True!!!

England: Not wanker!

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Italy: I told-a Germany He-a Could be-a anything-a he wanted to be!

You: ....let me guess a Nazi?

Italy: well bella! correct! but-a look! *points at Germany*

You: *looks at Germany with beer in his hands and have a crimson face*

Germany:

*kneel down and spread hands*
I AM....

GERMANIUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SHOOT ME DOWN
BUT I WONT FALL
CUZ

I AM

GERMANIUUUUUUUM!!!!!

You: Is... is... that the song Titanium?...

Italy: Veh!

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