They Told Me I Could Be anything European Version.
Sealand: They Told Me I Could Be Anything! *smiles*
You: Really? Then what did you have in mind?
Sealand: SO I BECOME A STRIPPER! ;D *Dance in a Pole
while The Dancing Queen music is blaring*
You: Ô□Õ
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-I don't know if Wy is a Europe estate sorry-
Wy: Papa said I could be anything I wanted to
You: Oh! that's great of Mr. Australia to respect your wishes! what do you want--
Wy: SHAVE MY EYEBROWS! *bring out a shaver* :D
England: PUT THAT BLOODY THING DOWN WY! THIS BLOODY ISTANCE!
You: ^.^"
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-I lnow America isn't Europe but hey he have been once-
America: England said when I grow up I could be anything!
You: He did?
America: YEAH SO THAT'S WHY I BECOME A HERO! :D *laughs loudly*
England: I regret saying that *cries*
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Austria: I told Italy that when he grew up, he could be anything he wanted
You: Ha? You did? How's the outcome?
Austria: He become Gay
You: Õ.Ô that isn't true
Italy: DOITSU! DOITSU-A! DOITSU! DOITSUA! DOITSU! WHERE-A THOU ARE YOU?! *Cries* WHERE-A ARE YOU?! *hugs Mochi Doitsu* Doitsu I miss you! *cries a waterfall*
Austria: You were saying? *facepalm*
You: Maybe a bit...
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Belarus: Ukraine told me I could do anything I wanted, did you know what she suggest?
You: Nope.. what did she offer?
Belarus: She told me to show my boobs
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Poland: Liet is totally said like, I could be fabulously anything I wanted
You: awe~ what a good friend!
Poland: I totally know right? but I was like "Really? I wanted to be totally fabulous Fashionable Like Lady Gaga's taste!" and he is so like
"No Poland"
You: I can understand why he need to neglect about that....
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Prussia: I told Gilbird that he could be anything he wanted when he grow up!
You: Did he become an eagle? or crow? what kind of bird is he? did he fly?
Prussia: Nope! Look at him! *drag your head to your right*
Gilbird: -his a chick still-
*wearing a shades with hen Hovered around him* chirp.
Prussia: Is he wonderful? *tears of joy*
He followed my foosteps! ;w; that's what I call a Chick-Boy
You: .........
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Switzerland: I told Liechtenstein that when she grow up. she could be anything she wanted.
You: What did she become then?
Switzerland: Nothing, She's still the same
You: I see
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Scotland: I once 'old England he could be anything the lad 'ants when he grew up lassy!
You: I can see that coming!
Scotland: He became a Pirate!
You: Coool!
Scotland: 'hen he became an old lady with strict attitude
You: True!!!
England: Not wanker!
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Italy: I told-a Germany He-a Could be-a anything-a he wanted to be!
You: ....let me guess a Nazi?
Italy: well bella! correct! but-a look! *points at Germany*
You: *looks at Germany with beer in his hands and have a crimson face*
Germany:
*kneel down and spread hands*
I AM....
GERMANIUUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SHOOT ME DOWN
BUT I WONT FALL
CUZ
I AM
GERMANIUUUUUUUM!!!!!
You: Is... is... that the song Titanium?...
Italy: Veh!
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