(they are texting here :3)

England: *text America*

Good evening America, wouldn't you mind if I ask a question?

America: oh sure bro! What is it?

England: France send me this 8====D and I freaking dont know what the bloody hell is it.

America: hahahaha Whoa! DUDE! THAT'S A SMILEY FACE! :D

England: Why so long though?

America: No reason! That's just the way it is bro! Trust the Hero dude! Send him this 8====D~~~ O! Lolz!

England: Ok, I just did, and he said he will be over in Five Minutes?... America, tell me what the bloody hell is happening.

America: HAHAHA! HAVE FUN BRO! ;)

England: AMERICA YOU BLOODY GIT I JUST NOTICE THAT THE STUPID SMILEY WAS AN ACTUAL DICK, I WOULD FREAKINGLY KILL YOU TOMORROW YOU SON OF A FROG!

(For the sake of France... this is actually a prank set by You and Sealand XD You forget to give back France's Phone when he left it at your home Hahaha and Sealand make it all happen xD)

*While*

You: *can't stop laughing* I CANT BELIEVE WE DID THAT PETER XDDD

Sealand: LOOOOLLZZZ BUT WE DID HHAHHAHAHA *Laighing his ass off*