Matthew: ;-;

Sadiq: BD

You: =_=

Alfred: *came in and points gun at Sadiq* YA MATHA FUCKAH! PUT YA GUN DOWN YA ASSHOLE

Sadiq: *put down gun and rans away like a boss* YA NEVER GONNA CATCH ME!!! *Disappears like rainbow puffs*

You: Thanks the lord...

Matthew: I NOW LOVE YOU ALFIE *HUGS ALFRED*

Alfred: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW STAY AWAY FROM MEH MATTHEW EWWWWWWW!!!

Matthew: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You: Bromance....ew.....

Elizabeta and Kiku: *came out from the bookshelf* we smell something shippilicous