Lithuania is the father of Poland here and You the mother

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*as a Country*

Lithuania: Poland! Dont BE GAY! I HAVE HEARD FROM THE NEIGHBORS THAT YOUR WEARING YOUR MOTHER'S WEDDING DRESS WHEN IM GONE!

Poland: I'm totally not dad! They just like totally have bees in they're mouths because they are totally likw buzzing the news and they are totally so jealous of my looks in mom's wedding dress because I'm so like totally sexy and beautiful with it.

Lithuania: what?

Poland: By the way! I'm like, going to the basketball game to totally support my like-like friends there

Lithuania: *intense stare at Poland then sigh* Ok son. do your best in the game.

Poland: Oh! I will totally be! *go to the kitchen*

You: Your dad finish lecturing you?

Poland: yeah, his totally like a pain in the back mom!

You: *chuckles* yes, yes he is. so what brought you here?

Poland: Have you like saw my pompoms mom? I'm totally going to use it at the basketball game.

You: Which? The pink one?

Poland: so totally like Yeah mom!

Lithuania: *heard everything* why.....