You: *telling a story to America*

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.

Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out. The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

LESSON: Even the smartest make mistakes and sometimes you're job doesn't really define you

America: HOLY FRIE!!! :000!

You: Lesson Learn?

America: Yeah!!!

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America was ask to teach children good deeds and decided to tell your story

Class: Wow...

America: So The point is... in the lesson v.v

Class: *claps*

America: SO DONT BECOME A LAWYER! NEVER AND EVER!

Class: *Applause in agreement*

You: Wtf. THE LESSON IS! Even the smartest make mistakes and sometimes you're job doesn't really define you

America: nah! DONT LISTEN TO HER :D IM YOUR FATHER COUNTRY

Class *Party*

You: *facepalm and blush in both anger and embarrassment* he doesn't learn.

England: *suddenly besides you and pat your shoulder* I feel your pain (your name) I feel your pain...

You: *looks at him* I think I'm having a head ache.

England: *pats your shoulder* I really feel your pain love, I really do.

The both of you: *watch America and the rest of the class party*